Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 2)

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

A man in love is like a clipped coupon… it's time to cash in.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

It's better to have loved and lost than do forty pounds of laundry a week.

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter

A mutual misunderstanding.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I saw a pair of knickers today on the front it said, “I would do anything for love” and on the back it said “but I won't do that.”

(1975 – ) English comedian

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend… I love this girl… I know I love her because she told me.

American actor & comedian

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor – unassisted.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Of course it’s possible to love a human being if you don’t know them too well.

(1920 – 1994) German-born author & poet

I remember what I was doing the first time I told someone I loved them… I was lying to get sex.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

(1888 – 1973) American pioneer in the study of psychiatry

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages, but love accounts for the other third.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Love is staying up all night with a sick child… or a healthy adult.

(1939 – ) British journalist, comedian, writer & media personality

Love: Oceans of emotions surrounded by expanses of expenses.

When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them… but do I really want cramps and sore boobs?

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & television ho

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

What’s the point of having children if you can’t buy their love?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

I remember what I was doing the first time I told someone I loved them… I was lying to get sex.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor