Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 2)

My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill.

(1982 – ) American actress & comedian

A man in love is like a clipped coupon… it's time to cash in.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Sex alleviates tension; love causes it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor

Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other; love is what makes you want to be with each other even when you have no desire to do it.

(1931 – ) American author & newspaper journalist

In real love you want the other person's good; in romantic love, you want the other person.

(1886 – 1973) American writer

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car.

(1982 – ) American author

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

(1860 – 1917) Scottish politician & judge

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them… but do I really want cramps and sore boobs?

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & television ho

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.

(1894 – 1987) British writer

Love conquers all things… except poverty and toothache.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Love: Oceans of emotions surrounded by expanses of expenses.

My love life is like a fairy tale – it's grim.

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist