Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 2)

Money is not the most important thing in the world, love is… fortunately, I love money.

(1934 – ) comedian
Emotions Love Money

In the race for love, I was scratched.

Emotions Love Relationships

The romance is dead if he drinks champagne from your slipper and chokes on a Dr. Scholl’s foot pad.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Emotions Love

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

(1956 – ) American cartoonist & author
Emotions Love

I remember what I was doing the first time I told someone I loved them… I was lying to get sex.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Emotions Love Sex Situations

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

(1982 – ) American author
Emotions Love Situations

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector; and just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

(1982 – ) American author
Emotions Love Situations

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

(1953 – ) writer
Emotions Love

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend… I love this girl… I know I love her because she told me.

American actor & comedian
Dating Emotions Love Relationships

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.

Emotions Love Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it; but first let me introduce myself.

(1982 – ) American author
Emotions Love Relationships

A mutual misunderstanding.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions Love

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Divorce Emotions Love Marriage

Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it – if that isn't love I don't know what is.

(1939 – 2000) American actor
Love

Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do?… turn out the lights!

(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer
Emotions Love

Love: Oceans of emotions surrounded by expanses of expenses.

Definitions Emotions Love

The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years is that they've changed trumps from clubs to diamonds.

Emotions Love Relationships

It is better to be on penicillin, than never to have loved at all.

Emotions Love

Valentine’s Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love… unless you’re single & lonely then it’s called Laundry Day.

(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & actor
Emotions Love

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn’t understand math.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer
Emotions Love Money People Women

The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased to love.

(1715 – 1747) French writer & moralist
Emotions Love People Women