Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 3)

The voice of love seemed to call me… but it was a wrong number.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

(1953 – ) writer

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

(1749 – 1832) German writer & statesman

Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion.

(1620 – 1705) French author, courtesan & patron of the arts

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

A woman in love can't be reasonable – or she probably wouldn't be in love.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Happiness is the China shop; love is the bull.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Love’s like the measles… all the worse when it comes late in life.

(1803 – 1857) English writer

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

It's better to have loved and lost, then have to live with that bitch for the rest of my life.

comedian

In real love you want the other person's good; in romantic love, you want the other person.

(1886 – 1973) American writer

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

(1860 – 1917) Scottish politician & judge

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright

I remember what I was doing the first time I told someone I loved them… I was lying to get sex.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

All you really need is love… but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them… but do I really want cramps and sore boobs?

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & television ho

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist