Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 3)

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Love is a lot like a backache… it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

Of course it’s possible to love a human being if you don’t know them too well.

(1920 – 1994) German-born author & poet

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

(1882 – 1942) American actor

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

(1950 – ) American cartoonist Cathy

I saw a pair of knickers today on the front it said, “I would do anything for love” and on the back it said “but I won't do that.”

(1975 – ) English comedian

Valentine’s Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love… unless you’re single & lonely then it’s called Laundry Day.

(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & actor

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin; it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

(1904 – 1979) Jewish-American humorist, author & screenwriter

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

Love: Oceans of emotions surrounded by expanses of expenses.

Love will make you move all the way across the country and sell all your shit… just to get away from that person.

(1967 – ) is an American comedian & actor

I know what love is ‘cuz’ I watch talk shows… love is the end of happiness!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer

Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Love: A form of self-government under a two-party system.

Beware the pull on your heartstrings… it's often the pursestrings that are actually being reached for.

co-founder of website Snopes.com

Love thy neighbor… and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Absence makes the heart go wander.