Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 3)

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

(1882 – 1942) American actor

In the race for love, I was scratched.

A woman in love can't be reasonable – or she probably wouldn't be in love.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms… or hits you with the pepper spray.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician

Love: A form of self-government under a two-party system.

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.

If love was easy, there would be almost no music.

(1960 – ) American comedian

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

Love looks through a telescope, envy through a microscope.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car.

(1982 – ) American author

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

A mutual misunderstanding.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

It's better to have loved and lost, then have to live with that bitch for the rest of my life.

comedian

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

(1950 – ) American cartoonist Cathy

Love: Two minds without a single thought.

(1896 – 1949) American dramatist

Your heart is my piñata.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the post long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.