Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 4)

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Love’s like the measles… all the worse when it comes late in life.

(1803 – 1857) English writer

You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car.

(1982 – ) American author

Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the post long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.

Sex alleviates tension; love causes it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Love is the answer… but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Love is what happens to a man and woman who don't know each other.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

(1927 – 2004) American comedian & actor

A mutual misunderstanding.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Happiness is the China shop; love is the bull.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

The voice of love seemed to call me… but it was a wrong number.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Love: A form of self-government under a two-party system.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

I know what love is ‘cuz’ I watch talk shows… love is the end of happiness!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.

Absence makes the heart go wander.