Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 5)

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

(1749 – 1832) German writer & statesman

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

Of course it’s possible to love a human being if you don’t know them too well.

(1920 – 1994) German-born author & poet

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend… I love this girl… I know I love her because she told me.

American actor & comedian

A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

I’m in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn’t even know I exist – and worse… she can prove it.

(1974 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? … well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

(1982 – ) American author

The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the post long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Love is blind… but marriage is the real eye-opener.

It is better to be on penicillin, than never to have loved at all.

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn’t understand math.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

What’s the point of having children if you can’t buy their love?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Love can be sordid only if you work at it.

(1952 – ) cartoonist

Love is a lot like a backache… it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

A woman in love can't be reasonable – or she probably wouldn't be in love.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Jealousy and love are sisters.

I know what love is ‘cuz’ I watch talk shows… love is the end of happiness!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer