Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 5)

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

The voice of love seemed to call me… but it was a wrong number.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other; love is what makes you want to be with each other even when you have no desire to do it.

(1931 – ) American author & newspaper journalist

People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

(1918 – 1990) American actress & singer

Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion.

(1620 – 1705) French author, courtesan & patron of the arts

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector; and just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

(1982 – ) American author

The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased to love.

(1715 – 1747) French writer & moralist

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

Love is what you make it; unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

(1982 – ) American author

Sex alleviates tension; love causes it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill.

(1982 – ) American actress & comedian

Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress