Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 6)

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

(1882 – 1942) American actor

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they’re probably broke.

Wayne Carter: Spring is the time for love.

Flower Belle Lee: What’s the matter with the rest of the year?

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it – if that isn't love I don't know what is.

(1939 – 2000) American actor

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

There is no reciprocity; men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.

Anna Haycraft (1932 – 2005) English writer & essayist

Love doesn't make the world go round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Love is blind… but marriage is the real eye-opener.

Love is a lot like a backache… it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.

(1928 – ) American psychologist & advice columnist

If love were oil, I'd be about a quart low.

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist

Love: Two minds without a single thought.

(1896 – 1949) American dramatist

Of course it’s possible to love a human being if you don’t know them too well.

(1920 – 1994) German-born author & poet

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

(1860 – 1917) Scottish politician & judge

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol