Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 6)

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin; it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

(1904 – 1979) Jewish-American humorist, author & screenwriter

Love is what happens to a man and woman who don't know each other.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright

Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

(1950 – ) American cartoonist Cathy

The voice of love seemed to call me… but it was a wrong number.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them… but do I really want cramps and sore boobs?

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & television ho

Of course it’s possible to love a human being if you don’t know them too well.

(1920 – 1994) German-born author & poet

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages, but love accounts for the other third.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Beware the pull on your heartstrings… it's often the pursestrings that are actually being reached for.

co-founder of website Snopes.com

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend… I love this girl… I know I love her because she told me.

American actor & comedian

It's better to have loved and lost, then have to live with that bitch for the rest of my life.

comedian

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion.

(1620 – 1705) French author, courtesan & patron of the arts

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love; he likes to get a run for his money.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Love is the answer… but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian