Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 6)

Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do?… turn out the lights!

(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer
Emotions Love

Valentine’s Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love… unless you’re single & lonely then it’s called Laundry Day.

(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & actor
Emotions Love

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

(1888 – 1972) French actor, singer & entertainer
Emotions Love

Love’s like the measles… all the worse when it comes late in life.

(1803 – 1857) English writer
Emotions Love

Loving Chicago is like loving a woman with a broken nose.

(1909 – 1981) writer
Emotions Love Places

Love doesn't make the world go round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Emotions Love

Happiness is the China shop; love is the bull.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Emotions Happiness Love

Money is not the most important thing in the world, love is… fortunately, I love money.

(1934 – ) comedian
Emotions Love Money

It is better to be on penicillin, than never to have loved at all.

Emotions Love

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

(1888 – 1973) American pioneer in the study of psychiatry
Emotions Love Marriage

The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the post long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.

Fools Love Murphy’s Laws

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Emotions Love Marriage

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

(1749 – 1832) German writer & statesman
Emotions Love Marriage

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Emotions Intelligence Love People Women

Love can be sordid only if you work at it.

(1952 – ) cartoonist
Emotions Love Work

In real love you want the other person's good; in romantic love, you want the other person.

(1886 – 1973) American writer
Emotions Love Sex

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Emotions Intelligence Love

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings.

(1956 – ) American humorist, comedian & author
Emotions Love

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Communication Love Marriage Sex

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

(1882 – 1942) American actor
Appearance Body Emotions Love

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Emotions Love