Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 7)

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages, but love accounts for the other third.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

I was nauseous and tingly all over… I was either in love or I had smallpox.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Happiness is the China shop; love is the bull.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Love: Two minds without a single thought.

(1896 – 1949) American dramatist

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

(1918 – 1990) American actress & singer

Love is blind… but marriage is the real eye-opener.

Love and marriage go together like angel cake and anthrax.

(1959 – ) English writer & columnist

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.

(1894 – 1987) British writer

Valentine’s Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love… unless you’re single & lonely then it’s called Laundry Day.

(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & actor

In real love you want the other person's good; in romantic love, you want the other person.

(1886 – 1973) American writer

I saw a pair of knickers today on the front it said, “I would do anything for love” and on the back it said “but I won't do that.”

(1975 – ) English comedian

Love looks through a telescope, envy through a microscope.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

I remember what I was doing the first time I told someone I loved them… I was lying to get sex.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist