Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 7)

Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.

(1933 – ) English actress & author

Love will find a lay.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

I’m in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn’t even know I exist – and worse… she can prove it.

(1974 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor

Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.

(1928 – ) American psychologist & advice columnist

Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body.

(1664 – 1726) English architect & dramatist

Sex alleviates tension; love causes it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Love looks through a telescope, envy through a microscope.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Love can be sordid only if you work at it.

(1952 – ) cartoonist

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it – if that isn't love I don't know what is.

(1939 – 2000) American actor

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector; and just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

(1982 – ) American author

Diane: And everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is.
Sam: Well, whatever you say. I really don’t care.

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it; but first let me introduce myself.

(1982 – ) American author

Love: Oceans of emotions surrounded by expanses of expenses.