Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 7)

Love: Oceans of emotions surrounded by expanses of expenses.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they’re probably broke.

Of course it’s possible to love a human being if you don’t know them too well.

(1920 – 1994) German-born author & poet

We had a lot in common; I loved him and he loved him.

(1920 – 2006) American actress

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased to love.

(1715 – 1747) French writer & moralist

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

(1950 – ) American cartoonist Cathy

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Jealousy and love are sisters.

There is no reciprocity; men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.

Anna Haycraft (1932 – 2005) English writer & essayist

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor

A mutual misunderstanding.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car.

(1982 – ) American author

Love: Two minds without a single thought.

(1896 – 1949) American dramatist

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

Love will make you move all the way across the country and sell all your shit… just to get away from that person.

(1967 – ) is an American comedian & actor

You don’t know what love is ’til you become a parent and fish a turd out of the bathtub for someone, then have to act positive about it.

stand-up comedian, actor, writer & producer

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

Love is staying up all night with a sick child… or a healthy adult.

(1939 – ) British journalist, comedian, writer & media personality

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

(1818 – 1885) humorist