Subject: Emotions (Page 12)

Love can be sordid only if you work at it.

(1952 – ) cartoonist

The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist

A woman in love can't be reasonable – or she probably wouldn't be in love.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Love is the answer… but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Love will make you move all the way across the country and sell all your shit… just to get away from that person.

(1967 – ) is an American comedian & actor

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

(1958 – ) Australian author

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Are you so unobservant that you do not yet realize that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I’m afraid of sharks – but only in a water situation.

(1973 – ) American comedian

Anyone who says, 'You had to be there,' should just not have told you the thing in the first place because it's not funny.

(1968 – ) American actor & comedian

Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor

I read somewhere that men’s biggest fear is that women will laugh at them. And women’s biggest fear is that men will kill them… kind of different stakes that we’re working with.

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer

With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time they make a law it’s a joke.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

Violent Prayer: Engaging Your Emotions Against Evil

In real love you want the other person's good; in romantic love, you want the other person.

(1886 – 1973) American writer

Models are wearing $10,000 worth of stuff, and they still look mad.

(1961 – ) American actor & comedian

As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need — tremendous self control.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

We have nothing to fear but fear itself… and of course the boogieman.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we are not always happy.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years is that they've changed trumps from clubs to diamonds.