Subject: Emotions (Page 13)

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.

(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer

Not with anybody else.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

(1952 – ) American writer & comedian

Love thy neighbor… but don't pull down your hedge.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

(1982 – ) American author

Ernie Irvan could go bear hunting with a switch. He ain't never afraid.

American auto racer

A man in love is like a clipped coupon… it's time to cash in.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.

(1916 – 1987) television actor & comedian

Money doesn’t buy happiness; but happiness isn’t everything.

(1938 – 1979) American actress

If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.

(1862 – 1937) novelist & short story writer

The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.

Ways to Relieve Stress #10: Make up a language and ask people for directions.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Love and marriage go together like angel cake and anthrax.

(1959 – ) English writer & columnist

Happy as a frog in God's pocket

I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par.

(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer

Too much of a good thing… can be wonderful.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater

At my age flowers scare me.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

I’m not only Iranian, I’m also Jewish, and I know what you’re thinking… you’re thinking, ‘Wow, he’s Iranian and Jewish; I don’t know if I should hate him or hate him.’

American standup-comedian