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Emotions
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Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
Jane Wagner
(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer
Emotions
Intelligence
Reality
Not with anybody else.
Muhammad Ali
(1942 – ) American boxing champion
Emotions
Love
People
Self
When asked if he were ever in love
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
A. Whitney Brown
(1952 – ) American writer & comedian
Emotions
Laughter
Humor
Love thy neighbor… but don't pull down your hedge.
Benjamin Franklin
(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Emotions
Hedges
Neighbors
I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.
Jarod Kintz
(1982 – ) American author
Emotions
Love
Situations
Holding hands
Ernie Irvan could go bear hunting with a switch. He ain't never afraid.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Emotions
Fear
Sports
Ernie Irvan
A man in love is like a clipped coupon… it's time to cash in.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Emotions
Love
Men
People
Cash in
Clipped coupon
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Happiness
Love
Men
Women
Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.
Jackie Gleason
(1916 – 1987) television actor & comedian
Characteristics
Emotions
Entertainment
Actors
Modesty
Money doesn’t buy happiness; but happiness isn’t everything.
Jean Seberg
(1938 – 1979) American actress
Emotions
Happiness
Money
If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.
Edith Wharton
(1862 – 1937) novelist & short story writer
Happiness
Life
The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.
Arab proberb
Emotions
Proverbs
Ways to Relieve Stress #10: Make up a language and ask people for directions.
Stewart Francis
Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication
Emotions
Language
Stress
Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Emotions
Love
Blind
Sweethearts
Love and marriage go together like angel cake and anthrax.
Julie Burchill
(1959 – ) English writer & columnist
Emotions
Love
Marriage
Happy as a frog in God's pocket
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par.
'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Characteristics
Fear
Golf
Sports
Too much of a good thing… can be wonderful.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Emotions
Happiness
If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.
Bette Davis
(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Children
Emotions
Family
Parents
Hatred
At my age flowers scare me.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Age
Emotions
Fear
Old
Flowers
I’m not only Iranian, I’m also Jewish, and I know what you’re thinking… you’re thinking, ‘Wow, he’s Iranian and Jewish; I don’t know if I should hate him or hate him.’
Dan Ahdoot
American standup-comedian
Emotions
People
Self
Hate
Iranians
Jewish
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