Subject: Emotions (Page 15)

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Emotions Love Marriage

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Animals Dogs Emotions Love

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Alcohol Emotions Food/Drink

There are moments when everything goes well, but don’t be frightened.

(1864 – 1910) French author
Fear Life

Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

Emotions Happiness Money

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.

Happiness Proverbs

Love: A form of self-government under a two-party system.

Definitions Emotions Love

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Emotions Fear

Love looks through a telescope, envy through a microscope.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Emotions Love

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Emotions Happiness

Happy as a frog in God's pocket

Emotions Expressions Happiness

The romance is dead if he drinks champagne from your slipper and chokes on a Dr. Scholl’s foot pad.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Emotions Love

I have no problem with homophobia; as long as they do it behind closed doors.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
Fear Sex

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor – unassisted.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Emotions Love

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Anger Emotions Girlfriends

My uncle Sammy was an angry man… he had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

stand-up comedian, actor, writer & producer
Anger Emotions

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Anger Characteristics Communication Speech

The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years is that they've changed trumps from clubs to diamonds.

Emotions Love Relationships

My girlfriend always laughs during sex… no matter what she’s reading.

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple
Emotions Girlfriends Laughter Relationships Sex

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Emotions Intelligence Laughter Thinking

I lost my mood ring and now I don't how to feel about it.

(1968 – ) American actor & comedian
Emotions Things