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Subject:
Emotions
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Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
Russian proverb
Emotions
Love
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
Dick Gregory
(1932 – 2017) comedian, social activist, critic & writer
Anger
Beliefs
Characteristics
Liberals
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
Irvin Cobb
(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Communication
Emotions
Situations
Humor
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing at you.
Phyllis Diller
(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Emotions
Golf
Laughter
Sports
Pro
I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Emotions
Happiness
Malaprops
Mind
Frame of mind
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
Spike Milligan
(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright
Emotions
Happiness
Money
The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.
Arab proberb
Emotions
Proverbs
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
Pearl Bailey
(1918 – 1990) American actress & singer
Emotions
Love
Places
World
Paperwork
Jealousy and love are sisters.
Russian proverb
Emotions
Love
Proverbs
Jealousy
Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.
Russell Baker
(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
Emotions
Happiness
Goals
Small doses
Marriage is bliss… Ignorance is bliss… Ergo…
Anonymous
Emotions
Happiness
Marriage
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
Jane Wagner
(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer
Emotions
Intelligence
Reality
I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
Larry David
(1947 – ) American comedian, writer, actor & television producer
Emotions
People
Self
Comfort zone
I have no problem with homophobia; as long as they do it behind closed doors.
Eddie Izzard
(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
Fear
Sex
Homophobia
All you really need is love… but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Lucy van Pelt
cartoon character in,
Peanuts
, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)
Emotions
Love
Chocolate
There’s no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Emotions
Family
Happiness
Fun
I know what love is ‘cuz’ I watch talk shows… love is the end of happiness!
Danny DeVito
(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer
Emotions
Love
TV/Movie Quotes
As Louie De Palma in “Taxi”
The good news is that Jesus is coming back; the bad news is that he's really pissed off.
Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Anger
Emotions
Jesus
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
Samuel Butler
(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
Emotions
Love
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Emotions
God
Love
Marriage
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.
Evelyn Waugh
(1903 – 1966) English writer
Emotions
Friends
Love
People
Amusement
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