Subject: Emotions (Page 18)

Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

(1932 – 2017) comedian, social activist, critic & writer

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing at you.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright

The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

(1918 – 1990) American actress & singer

Jealousy and love are sisters.

Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist

Marriage is bliss… Ignorance is bliss… Ergo…

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.

(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer

I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.

(1947 – ) American comedian, writer, actor & television producer

I have no problem with homophobia; as long as they do it behind closed doors.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

All you really need is love… but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

There’s no such thing as fun for the whole family.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

I know what love is ‘cuz’ I watch talk shows… love is the end of happiness!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer

The good news is that Jesus is coming back; the bad news is that he's really pissed off.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer