Subject: Emotions (Page 6)

I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

A laugh is a smile that bursts.

(1949 – ) English nurse

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Don't get historical!

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

As my mother used to say, ‘You’ll get unconditional love from me when you’ve earned it.

(1954 – ) American stand-up comedian

Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.

disc jockey, screenwriter & humorist

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

(1958 – ) Australian author

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… but I laugh more.

It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

Not with anybody else.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Too much of a good thing… can be wonderful.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Nobody ever had to steal Georgie's affections – he gave them away at the drop of a skirt.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering… and it’s all over much too soon.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

There are moments when everything goes well, but don’t be frightened.

(1864 – 1910) French author