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Subject:
Emotions
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A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Emotions
Love
Men
People
Women
Ecstasy: Happiness with its clothes off.
Anonymous
Definitions
Emotions
Happiness
Sex
Ecstasy
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
Samuel Butler
(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
Emotions
Love
She was always crying; in fact, she wept so much she made everybody's corns ache.
Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer
(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Emotions
Corns
Crying
Humidity
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
Anonymous
Emotions
Happiness
Money
Don't come crawlin' to a man for love; he likes to get a run for his money.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Emotions
Love
Men
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Samuel Butler
(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
Government
Laughter
People
My grandfather used to make home movies and edit out the joy.
Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Emotions
Family
Happiness
Joy
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Characteristics
Fear
Bravery
Heat produced by pressure expands to fill the mind available, from which it can pass only to a cooler mind.
Mrs. Parkinson's Law
Emotions
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Emotions
Love
What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn’t understand math.
Mike Birbiglia
(1978 – ) American comedian & writer
Emotions
Love
Money
People
Women
Math
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Anonymous
Emotions
Intelligence
Laughter
Thinking
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Emotions
People
Annoyance
Enemies
Forgive
I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.
Ogden Nash
(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Emotions
Happiness
Money
Wealth
Admit it
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time they make a law it’s a joke.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Congress
Emotions
Government
Jokes
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Albert Schweitzer
(1875 – 1965) German/French theologian, organist, philosopher, physician & medical missionary
Emotions
Happiness
Health
Intelligence
Memory
If the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me.
Jimmy Buffett
(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman
Emotions
Things
(also Firth’s Law of Tailoring)
Telephone
Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Characteristics
Emotions
Happiness
Optimists
Desire: The thing that is so often nipped in the budget.
Anonymous
Definitions
Emotions
Desire
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
Thomas Szasz
(1920 – ) Hungarian writer
Emotions
Laughter
People
Self
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