Subject: Emotions (Page 7)

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Ecstasy: Happiness with its clothes off.

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

She was always crying; in fact, she wept so much she made everybody's corns ache.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love; he likes to get a run for his money.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

My grandfather used to make home movies and edit out the joy.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Heat produced by pressure expands to fill the mind available, from which it can pass only to a cooler mind.

You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn’t understand math.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time they make a law it’s a joke.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

(1875 – 1965) German/French theologian, organist, philosopher, physician & medical missionary

If the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman

Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Desire: The thing that is so often nipped in the budget.

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

(1920 – ) Hungarian writer