Subject: Entertainment » Acting

Days off.

(1900 – 1967) American film actor

Kind of like the difference between making love and masturbation, I’d say.

(1946 – ) American actress & activist

Shouting in the evenings.

(1920 – 1987) English actor

Sarah Brightman couldn't act scared on the New York subway at four o'clock in the morning.

(1943 – 2007) American film critic

To Raoul Walsh a tender love scene is burning down a whorehouse.

(1892 – 1978) Canadian-American film producer (Warner Brothers)

An actor is the kind of guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.

(1910 – 1984) American film producer & publicist

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?

(1881 – 1958) American studio executive (Warner Brothers)

A buxom temptress… more impressive in silhouette than in action.

(1927 – 1980) English theatre critic & writer

Alison Skipworth: You forget I’ve been an actress for forty years.

West: Don’t worry dear, I’ll keep your secret.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

First of all, I choose the great [roles], and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.

(1933 – ) English actor

They say an actor is only as good as his parts; well, my parts have done me pretty well, darling.

(1937 – ) English actress

Orlando Bloom was so wooden he could have played the horse.

Irish film critic

You spend all your time trying to do what they put people in asylums for.

(1937 – ) American actress, writer, political activist, & fitness exponent

To hell with them small towns, I'll stick to New York.

(1893 – 1980) American singer, pianist, comedian & actor

She comes on stage as if she had been sent for to sew rings on the new curtains.

(1865-1940) English actress

She stopped the show – but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

I was never so scared in my life… and I was in the war!

(1908 – 2005) English actor

[Katherine Hepburn] is not a great actress, but one with a certain distinction which, with training, might possibly take the place of great acting in an emergency.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Television opened up a whole new field of unemployment for him.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

Whatever happens, look as if it was intended.

William Hurt in The Accidental Tourist speaks very slowly, like a Mormon on quaaludes.

(Paul Rudnick) (1957 – ) Satiric film critic & author