Subject: Entertainment » Acting (Page 2)

I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way any more… they leave it on the dresser.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

She comes on stage as if she had been sent for to sew rings on the new curtains.

(1865-1940) English actress

Ricardo Montalban is to improvisational acting what Mount Rushmore is to animation.

(1929 – 1989) American actor, screenwriter & filmmaker

Barbra’s only spontaneous moment in Prince of Tides comes when Nick tosses her a football and she screams “My nails!”

(Paul Rudnick) (1957 – ) Satiric film critic & author

All through the five acts of that Shakespearean tragedy he played the King as though under momentary apprehension that someone else was about to play the Ace.

(1850 – 1895) American writer

When I die, there will be people who send flowers to Ethel Mertz.

(1902 – 1979) American actor

Acting is a form of deception, and actors can mesmerize themselves almost as easily as an audience.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

First of all, I choose the great [roles], and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.

(1933 – ) English actor

Golf is my real profession – show business pays my greens fees.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Can’t act… slightly bald… also dances.

Days off.

(1900 – 1967) American film actor

An actor is the kind of guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.

(1910 – 1984) American film producer & publicist

Left eyebrow raised, right eyebrow raised.

(1927 – ) English actor

Playing Shakespeare is very tiring; you never get to sit down unless you're a king.

(1884 – 1957) American actress

Many years ago I remember a famous actress explaining to me with perfect seriousness that before making an entrance she always stood aside to allow God to go on first; I can also remember that on that particular occasion He gave a singularly uninspired performance.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

Kind of like the difference between making love and masturbation, I’d say.

(1946 – ) American actress & activist

The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

An actor’s success has the life expectancy of a small boy about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?

(1881 – 1958) American studio executive (Warner Brothers)

They're not understudies, they're overstudies.

(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist

Acting is all about honesty and if you can fake that, you've got it made.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer