Subject: Entertainment » Acting (Page 3)

Remember you are just an extra in everyone else’s play.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president

She stopped the show – but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

This is the method taught in the Elizabeth Hurley school of acting: If you happen to be a vapid idiot, always play one in the movies and audiences will love you for your self-mocking sense of fun.

American film critic

When I die, there will be people who send flowers to Ethel Mertz.

(1902 – 1979) American actor

Acting is a form of confusion.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

To hell with them small towns, I'll stick to New York.

(1893 – 1980) American singer, pianist, comedian & actor

Acting is all about honesty and if you can fake that, you've got it made.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

[Katherine Hepburn] is not a great actress, but one with a certain distinction which, with training, might possibly take the place of great acting in an emergency.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

The best research [for playing a drunk] is being a British actor for 20 years.

(1933 – ) English actor

The pain goes away on payday.

(1902 – 1975) comedian, actor & member of The Three Stooges

An actor’s success has the life expectancy of a small boy about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

He got a reputation as a great actor by just thinking hard about the next line.

(1894 – 1982) American film director, film producer & screenwriter

Acting: Farting about in disguise.

(1932 – 2013) Irish stage & film actor

A buxom temptress… more impressive in silhouette than in action.

(1927 – 1980) English theatre critic & writer

I played an unsympathetic part… myself.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

If she was cast as Lady Godiva the horse would steal the show.

It's our fault… we should have given him better parts.

(1892 – 1978) Canadian-American film producer (Warner Brothers)

Ricardo Montalban is to improvisational acting what Mount Rushmore is to animation.

(1929 – 1989) American actor, screenwriter & filmmaker

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.

(1939 – ) Australian author, critic, broadcaster, poet & memoirist

Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act.

(1877 – 1947) British diarist & critic