Subject: Entertainment » Acting (Page 4)

In his bodybuilding days Arnold Schwarzenegger was known as the Austrian Oak; then he started acting and was know as… the Austrian Oak.

(1961 – ) English standup comedian, actor & writer

Whatever happens, look as if it was intended.

This isn’t exactly a stable business; it’s like trying to stand up in a canoe with your pants down.

(1925 – 2011) American actor

Remember you are just an extra in everyone else’s play.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president

Apparently the understudy had to go because of her throat; I suppose someone threatened to cut it.

(1865-1940) English actress

My body has no sexual meaning anymore, so if I can make people laugh with it, at least it's being used.

Louis Szekely (1967 – ) American comedian, writer, actor & director

I'm not an actor, and I enclose met press cuttings to prove it.

(1915 – 1999) American stage, film & television actor

If she was cast as Lady Godiva the horse would steal the show.

Kind of like the difference between making love and masturbation, I’d say.

(1946 – ) American actress & activist

You can pick out the actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes when the conversation wanders away from themselves.

(1912 – 1979) English actor

Acting is pretending, and the most difficult part is pretending you’re eating regularly.

[Walking Tall] stars The Rock, but The Wood might be a better description of his performance.

film reviewer & critic

I was never so scared in my life… and I was in the war!

(1908 – 2005) English actor

Acting is a form of confusion.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who’s Mary Astor? … Get me Mary Astor… Get me a Mary Astor type… Get me a young Mary Astor… Who’s Mary Astor?

(1906 – 1987) American actress

Shouting in the evenings.

(1920 – 1987) English actor

I started my career in kindergarten playing a tube of toothpaste in a hygiene play.

(1945 – ) American actor, director, comedian, producer & author

Watching Tallulah Bankhead on the stage is like watching somebody skating on thin ice – everyone wants to be there when it breaks.

(1865-1940) English actress

My greatest acting performance is when I check the caller ID, then adopt an air of polite curiosity as I answer the phone “Hello?”

(1973 – ) animator, writer, actor & producer

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large number of people from coughing.

(1902 – 1983) English actor

They say an actor is only as good as his parts; well, my parts have done me pretty well, darling.

(1937 – ) English actress