Subject: Entertainment » Dance

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
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Modern dancing is old fashioned.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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He makes you feel more danced against than with.


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The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
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Dance: The action of moving rhythmically to music with a partner, a skill which a woman possesses naturally, but which a man acquires only for the short time in his young adulthood when he wishes to meet and impress young women, and abandons thereafter due to mysterious knee injuries.

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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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My father originated the limbo dance… trying to get into a pay toilet.

(1921 – 1995) American comedian & actor
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The hula dance is simple: you put some grass on one hip, some more grass on the other hip, and then you rotate the crops.

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I grew up with six brothers; that’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
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Everyone tries to get you to dance at clubs; and then I dance, and they’re like ‘not like that!’

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer
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When I dance, people think I’m looking for my keys.

(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter
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He was a man who never let his left hip know what his right hip was doing.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
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Can’t act… slightly bald… also dances.

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If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
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I don’t dance, but I’d love to hold you while you do.

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Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport; dancing is a contact sport.

(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
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I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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To live is to dance… to dance is to live.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)
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I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host
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Dancing with her was like moving a piano.

(1885 – 1933) columnist & writer
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God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

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