Subject: Entertainment » Dance (Page 2)

Can’t act… slightly bald… also dances.

The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good.

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle… it wasn’t mine.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

My father originated the limbo dance… trying to get into a pay toilet.

(1921 – 1995) American comedian & actor

To live is to dance… to dance is to live.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.

(1890 – 1937) author

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport; dancing is a contact sport.

(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach