Subject: Entertainment » Dance (Page 2)

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

Dance like it hurts… love like you need money… work when people are watching.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

I grew up with six brothers; that’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Can’t act… slightly bald… also dances.

To live is to dance… to dance is to live.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

The trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music stops.

(1909 – 1986) Australian dancer, actor, theater director & choreographer

Dancing with her was like moving a piano.

(1885 – 1933) columnist & writer

Everyone tries to get you to dance at clubs; and then I dance, and they’re like ‘not like that!’

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

When I dance, people think I’m looking for my keys.

(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter

He makes you feel more danced against than with.


I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle… it wasn’t mine.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer