Subject: Entertainment » Dance (Page 2)

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Baptists never make love standing up; they're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing!

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Can’t act… slightly bald… also dances.

The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good.

The hula dance is simple: you put some grass on one hip, some more grass on the other hip, and then you rotate the crops.

My father originated the limbo dance… trying to get into a pay toilet.

(1921 – 1995) American comedian & actor

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

The trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music stops.

(1909 – 1986) Australian dancer, actor, theater director & choreographer

The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist