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Only twelve disciples? … Didn't I tell you I want this thing to be big, big, big!

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

(1955 – ) English actor

The intensity of movie publicity is in inverse ratio to the quality of the movie.

I watched the directors’ cut of a porn film… at the end he actually fixes the washing machine.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

A movie so good they named a country after it.

(1940 – ) American-born British screenwriter, film director, animator & actor (Monty Python’s Flying Circus)

The Catholic Church is still very angry about The Da Vinci Code… they don’t like anything that makes more money in a weekend than they do.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

Boxing is a great exercise… as long as you can yell 'cut' whenever you want to.

(1946 – ) American actor

I got tired of calling the movies to listen to what is playing so I bought the album.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I know what the public want because I am one of them.

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul

Inviting her to review one of your pictures is like inviting the Boston Strangler to massage your neck.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

First of all, I choose the great [roles], and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.

(1933 – ) English actor

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor

If you were forced to read the book in high school, you’ll probably hate the movie too.

Gandhi was everything the voting members of the Academy would like to be: moral, tan and thin.

(1932 – ) American journalist & film critic

No, no… Jimmy Stewart for governor… Ronald Reagan for his best friend.

(1892 – 1978) Canadian-American film producer (Warner Brothers)

We are paid to have dirty minds.

(1903 – 1986) American film censor

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don’t want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

The trouble with this business is that the stars keep ninety per cent of my money.

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul