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There's no thief like a bad movie.

Sam Ewing

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist

The trouble with this business is that the stars keep ninety per cent of my money.

Lew Grade

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul

Entertainment Film Agents

Popcorn is the last area of the movie business where good taste is still a concern.

Mike Barfield

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer

Entertainment Film Good taste Popcorn

Gone With the Wind is going to be the biggest flop in Hollywood history; I'm just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who's falling flat on his face and not Gary Cooper.

Gary Cooper

(1901 – 1961) film actor

Entertainment Film Reviews/Criticism After he turned down the role of Rhett Butler

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

Alfred Hitchcock

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Entertainment Film Health Sore throats Violence

I Could Never Have Sex With Any Man Who Has So Little Regard For My Husband

Dan Greenburg

(1936 – ) American author, screenwriter, journalist & playwright

Entertainment Film Film title

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Alfred Hitchcock

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Entertainment Film Bladders

What do you want me to do … stop shooting now and release it as The Five Commandments?

Cecil B. De Mille

(1881 – 1959) American film director & producer

Entertainment Film After Paramount founder Adolph Zukor protested escalating costs

I’d rather be Frank Capra than God… if there is a Frank Capra.

Garson Kanin

(1912 – 1999) American writer and director of plays & films

Entertainment Film On the director

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don’t want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work.

Alfred Hitchcock

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Conflict Entertainment Film Time Homicide

Blondes make the best victims; they're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.

Alfred Hitchcock

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Appearance Body Entertainment Film Blondes Victims

Bond smoked like Peter Lorre, drank like Humphrey Bogart, ate like Sydney Greenstreet, used up girls like Errol Flynn… then went to a steam bath and came out looking like Clark Gable.

Harry Reasoner

(1926 – 1991) American television journalist

Entertainment Film People James Bond

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and on airplanes, because no one can leave.

Burt Reynolds

(1936 – 2018) American actor

Entertainment Film People Self

The intensity of movie publicity is in inverse ratio to the quality of the movie.

Shalit's Law

Entertainment Film Murphy’s Laws (Gene Shalit) Publicity

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

Samuel Goldwyn

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Characteristics Entertainment Film Bad Wide screen

I’m disappointed with every movie about sharks that closes with “The End” instead of “Fin.”

Nat Baimel

Animals Entertainment Film French Sharks

We are paid to have dirty minds.

John Trevelyan

(1903 – 1986) American film censor

Entertainment Film Occupations Work

Give them pleasure – the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

Alfred Hitchcock

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Emotions Entertainment Film Nightmares Pleasure

He could do more with a closed door than other directors could do with an open fly.

Billy Wilder

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

Entertainment Film Of film director Ernst Lubitsch

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

Alfred Hitchcock

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Entertainment Film Money Value

I saw a poster for Mission Impossible III the other day. I thought: It’s not impossible if he’s already done it twice.

Mark Watson

(1980 – ) English comedian & novelist

Entertainment Film Mission Impossible

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Subject: Entertainment » Film (Page 2)

There's no thief like a bad movie.

The trouble with this business is that the stars keep ninety per cent of my money.

Popcorn is the last area of the movie business where good taste is still a concern.

Gone With the Wind is going to be the biggest flop in Hollywood history; I'm just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who's falling flat on his face and not Gary Cooper.

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

I Could Never Have Sex With Any Man Who Has So Little Regard For My Husband

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

What do you want me to do … stop shooting now and release it as The Five Commandments?

I’d rather be Frank Capra than God… if there is a Frank Capra.

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don’t want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work.

Blondes make the best victims; they're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.

Bond smoked like Peter Lorre, drank like Humphrey Bogart, ate like Sydney Greenstreet, used up girls like Errol Flynn… then went to a steam bath and came out looking like Clark Gable.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and on airplanes, because no one can leave.

The intensity of movie publicity is in inverse ratio to the quality of the movie.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

I’m disappointed with every movie about sharks that closes with “The End” instead of “Fin.”

We are paid to have dirty minds.

Give them pleasure – the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

He could do more with a closed door than other directors could do with an open fly.

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

I saw a poster for Mission Impossible III the other day. I thought: It’s not impossible if he’s already done it twice.