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Devotees of awful filmmaking can't go wrong with this one.

movie critic

I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Popcorn is the last area of the movie business where good taste is still a concern.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

(1925 – 2008) American actor, director & entrepreneur

Shoot a few scenes out of focus; I want to win the foreign film award.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

Blondes make the best victims; they're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

There's no thief like a bad movie.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

(1955 – ) English actor

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist

An actor enters through a door, you've got nothing; but if he enters through a window, you've got a situation.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

Boxing is a great exercise… as long as you can yell 'cut' whenever you want to.

(1946 – ) American actor

This might have been good for a picture… except it has too many characters in it.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

If you were forced to read the book in high school, you’ll probably hate the movie too.

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

(1932 – 2011) British-American actress

The trouble with this business is that the stars keep ninety per cent of my money.

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul

He doesn't remember any silent days in motion pictures – the director always yelled.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

The intensity of movie publicity is in inverse ratio to the quality of the movie.

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director

Gone With the Wind is going to be the biggest flop in Hollywood history; I'm just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who's falling flat on his face and not Gary Cooper.

(1901 – 1961) film actor