Subject: Entertainment » Film (Page 4)

[The First Wives Club] had strong American values: divorce, alcoholism, plastic surgery and revenge.

(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

(1932 – 2011) British-American actress

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and on airplanes, because no one can leave.

(1936 – 2018) American actor

Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch; maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don’t want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

A movie so good they named a country after it.

(1940 – ) American-born British screenwriter, film director, animator & actor (Monty Python’s Flying Circus)

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

(1955 – ) English actor

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director

Days off.

(1900 – 1967) American film actor

Blondes make the best victims; they're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Jane Fonda coming back to the screen after a decade-and-a-half absence in Monster-in-Law is like Brando returning from the dead to star in a Police Academy movie.

(1952 – ) American film critic & columnist

He doesn't remember any silent days in motion pictures – the director always yelled.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

It’s funny how psychos are always so much scarier when they’re pretty girls.

(1954 – ) British writer & critic

Popcorn is the last area of the movie business where good taste is still a concern.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer

I got tired of calling the movies to listen to what is playing so I bought the album.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

All my shows are great; some of them are bad, but they are all great.

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul

This might have been good for a picture… except it has too many characters in it.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

I’d rather be Frank Capra than God… if there is a Frank Capra.

(1912 – 1999) American writer and director of plays & films

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer