Subject: Entertainment » Music (Page 9)

They want to play the blues so badly… and that's how they play it – badly!

American bluesman

He hasn't just lost the plot, he's lost the whole library!

Fortissimo at last!

(1860 – 1911) Austrian composer

Harpist: A plucky musician.

Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Even when you are not playing you are holding me back.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

Fiddler: A violinist before he becomes the virtuoso.

I know two kinds of audiences only – one coughing, and one not coughing.

(1882 – 1951) Austrian composer & pianist

There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together; the public doesn’t give a damn what goes on inbetween.

(1879 – 1961) English conductor

I know this music from memory, not from the music.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

(1901 – 1963) American comic actor, writer & director

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music… and of aviation.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

The New Kids on the Block lip-syncing – who gives a damn?… that's like finding out the Muppets didn't sing their own music.

comedian, television writer

Someone came too sooner.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist