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Keanu Reeves, perhaps worried that he was showing too much range, has purged himself of all expression apart from a worried frown and a sorrowful grimace.
A.O. Scott
(1966 – ) American journalist & film critic
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
“The Matrix Revolutions”
The Mushroom in Christian Art
John Rush and Martin W. Ball Ph.D.
Art
Book Titles
Mushroom
I doubt that art needed [John] Ruskin any more than a moving train needs one of its passengers to shove it.
Tom Stoppard
(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter
Art
Entertainment
Insults
Criticism
John Ruskin
We produce more failed pilots than the French air force.
Alec Baldwin
(1958 – ) American actor & producer
Entertainment
Television
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jack Donaghy in “30 Rock”
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Beliefs
Entertainment
Film
Opinion
Academy Awards
You don't even know what they're selling until the very end: three rabbits are on a log, and one of them goes home and hangs himself – 'Buy a bike!'
Lewis Black
(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright
Entertainment
Television
Super Bowl commercials
If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?
Denis Norden
(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter
Entertainment
Miscellaneous
There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.
Isaac Stern
(1920 – 2001) Soviet-born violinist & conductor
Entertainment
Music
Musicians
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
Pablo Picasso
(1881 – 1973) Spanish painter, sculptor, printmaker & stage designer
Art
Entertainment
There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together; the public doesn’t give a damn what goes on inbetween.
Thomas Beecham
(1879 – 1961) English conductor
Entertainment
Music
Orchestras
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
Jimmy Durante
(1893 – 1980) American singer, pianist, comedian & actor
Entertainment
Government
Politicians
Comedians
Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act.
James Agate
(1877 – 1947) British diarist & critic
Acting
Definitions
Entertainment
Occupations
Theatre director
How can I die, I'm booked.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Death
Entertainment
Booked
You might be a redneck if… the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Entertainment
Music
People
Rednecks
Conway Twitty
Earthquakes
I know two kinds of audiences only – one coughing, and one not coughing.
Arthur Schnabel
(1882 – 1951) Austrian composer & pianist
Entertainment
Music
Audiences
Coughing
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Jimmy Durante
(1893 – 1980) American singer, pianist, comedian & actor
Entertainment
Music
Meryl Streep is not here tonight, she has the flu… and I hear she’s amazing in it.
Amy Poehler
(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
Entertainment
People
At the Golden Globes Awards
Meryl Streep
Watching Tallulah Bankhead on the stage is like watching somebody skating on thin ice – everyone wants to be there when it breaks.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
Tallulah Bankhead
I played a blank tape on full volume; the mime who lives next door complained.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Entertainment
Music
Situations
Mimes
English Channel: The BBC.
Anonymous
Definitions
Entertainment
Television
English Channel
You might be a redneck if… you think 'N Sync is where the dirty dishes go.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Entertainment
Music
People
Rednecks
'N Sync
Dishes
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