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Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
Charlie Chaplin
(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director
Emotions
Entertainment
Film
Life
Comedy
Tragedy
Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
Al Boliska
disc jockey, screenwriter & humorist
Entertainment
Television
Candlelight
Thomas Edison
Rembrandt painted 700 pictures; of these, 3,000 are still in existence.
Wilhelm von Bode
(1845 – 1929) German art historian & curator
Art
Entertainment
Forgeries
Rembrandt
Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless.
Steve Allen
(1921 – 2000) comedian, television host, musician, actor & writer
Entertainment
Intelligence
Television
Radio
Theater
Many are willing to suffer for their art.. few are willing to learn to draw.
Simon Munnery
(1967 – ) English comedian
Art
Entertainment
The musician who invented Swing ought to.
The New York Times
Communication
Entertainment
Music
Criticism
Swing
Left eyebrow raised, right eyebrow raised.
Roger Moore
(1927 – ) English actor
Acting
Entertainment
Summarizing his acting range
[
Caddyshack
] was a six-million-dollar scholarship to film school.
Harold Ramis
(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer
Education
Entertainment
Film
"Caddyshack"
She has more talent to the square head than anybody I know.
Leonora Corbett
(1908–1960) British film actress
Acting
Entertainment
Insults
Of an actress with little ability
All television is children's television.
Richard P. Adler
advertising expert & editor
Children
Entertainment
Television
If you really want to help the American theater darling, be an audience.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Acting
Insults
Reviews/Criticism
To a young actress
For a director, a musical is a special kind of hell.
Mike Nichols
(1931 – 2014) German-born American director, producer, actor & comedian
Entertainment
Musicals
Theater
Timing is not so much knowing when to speak, but when to pause.
Jack Benny
(1894 – 1974) comedian, radio & television host
Entertainment
Comedy
Timing
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood – Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.
Goldie Hawn
(1945 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Entertainment
Hollywood
Places
Parsifal
is the kind of opera that starts at six o'clock; after it has been going three hours, you look at your watch and it says 6:20.
David Randolph
American choral conductor, director, teacher & radio host
Entertainment
Reviews/Criticism
Time
Written by Richard Wagner
When I told my mom I wanted to grow up and be a comedian, she said you can’t do both.
Jimmy Carr
(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Entertainment
Occupations
Work
I used to work for a living, then I became an actor.
Roger Moore
(1927 – ) English actor
Acting
Entertainment
Occupations
Work
You know, the only difference between me and a surgeon or a pediatrician is that when I approach a couple with a child and say, ‘I’d like to keep him for a few days and do some bloodwork,’ it’s considered inappropriate.
Laura Kightlinger
(1969 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
Doctors
Entertainment
Health
Bloodwork
Comedy profession
A composer for one right hand.
Richard Wagner
(1813 – 1883) German composer, conductor, theatre director & essayist
Entertainment
Insults
Music
On Frederic Chopin
Morality, like art, means a drawing a line someplace.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Art
Characteristics
Entertainment
Morality
Acting is a form of deception, and actors can mesmerize themselves almost as easily as an audience.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Acting
Entertainment
Audiences
Deception
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