Subject: Entertainment (Page 20)

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Entertainment Men People

Ladies and gentlemen, I've suffered for my music… now it's your turn.

(1944 – ) English actor, musician & comic writer
Entertainment Music

There's no thief like a bad movie.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist
Entertainment Film

Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Entertainment Television

In honor of the late George Carlin, here are seven more words you can't say on TV: "And the Emmy goes to Bob Saget."

(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor, director & author
Communication Entertainment Language Television

Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.

(1879 – 1961) English conductor
Entertainment Life

The best that can be said for Norwegian television is that it gives you the sensation of a coma without the worry and inconvenience

American author
Places Television

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

(1957 – ) English actor, writer, journalist, comedian & film director
Conversation Entertainment Television

Days off.

(1900 – 1967) American film actor
Acting Entertainment Film Work

Assassins!

(1867 – 1957) Italian conductor
Music Reviews/Criticism

The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music.

Entertainment Golf Music Sports

Orlando Bloom was so wooden he could have played the horse.

Irish film critic
Acting Reviews/Criticism

I don't like sex on television… I keep falling off.


Sex Television

A composer for one right hand.

(1813 – 1883) German composer, conductor, theatre director & essayist
Entertainment Insults Music

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

(1942 – ) humorist & radio broadcaster
Emotions Entertainment God

His approach to the microphone is that of an accused man pleading with a hostile jury.

(1927 – 1980) English theatre critic & writer
Entertainment Insults

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

(1921 – 2004) English actor & author
Emotions Entertainment

Violinist: A high-strung musician.

Definitions Entertainment Music Wordplay

I got a German porno movie… which has subtitles, which is great 'cause, otherwise, I would have had no idea what was going on.

stand-up comedian, writer & actor
Entertainment Film Sex

The program you've been looking forward to all week will be preempted.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Television

Blondes make the best victims; they're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Appearance Body Entertainment Film