Subject: Epitaphs (Page 11)

Father and Mother and I choose to be buried asunder. Father and Mother here, and I buried yonder.

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She drank good ale, good punch and wine and lived to the age of 99.

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Here lie I, Martin Elginbrodde: Hae mercy o' my soul, Lord God; As I wad do, were I Lord God, And ye were Martin Elginbrodde.

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She tormented him until he dried up like a bundle of Straw.

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Here lies Suzannah Ensign; Lord she is thin

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I was not, I am not, I grieve not

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See how God works his wonders now and then, here lies a lawyer, and an honest man.

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Here lie I and my three daughters, All from drinking the Cheltenham waters. While if we had kept to the Epsom salts, We should not now be in these here vaults.

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When I am dead, I hope it may be said: His sins were scarlet, but his books were read.

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Died at the age of 102 at the hands of a justifiably outraged husband.

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Longest Live Burial World Record Attempt.

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“I did it my way and I wound up here.”

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And this is all that’s left of thee , thou fairest of earth’s daughters. Only four pounds of ashes white, out of two hundred and three quarters.

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Sacred to the memory of Major James Brush, Royal Artillery, who was killed by the accidental discharge of a pistol by his orderly…

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Office upstairs.

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The devil slipped in like a weasil – And down to Hell he took old Kezle.

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Smart Humorous, Irreverent Tormented – Justin Arthur Frank, M.D. March 22, 1908 – January 20, 1986

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GELOW – Francis & Yvonne – On Vacation – Hold mail – Lived

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Ellen Shannon age 26 years, Who was fatally burned March 21, 1870 by the explosion of a lamp filled with "R. E. Danforth's Non-Explosive-Burning Fluid."

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See, I told you I was SICK!

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I had a lover's quarrel with the world

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