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Epitaphs
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No doctor ever physicked me, was never near my side. But when fever came I thought of the name, and that was enough – I died.
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A live Dog is better than a dead Lion. Come drop a tear as you pass by, as you are now so once was I, as I am now you soon must be, prepare for death and follow me.
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At Kensington New Hampshire
Learn the living from the dead, how easy breaks life's tender thread
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He lived one hundred and five. Sanguine and strong. A hundred to five, you live not so long.
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Here lies the body of William Beck – He was thrown at a hunt and broke his neck.
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Epitaphs
Written by Robert Burns
John Le Mesurier wishes it to be know that he conked out on November 15th. He sadly misses family and friends.
John Le Mesurier
(1912 – 1983) English actor
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Here lies the body of Detlof Swenson, waiter. God finally caught his eye.
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A waiter
April 10 1902
Here lies Dave Jordan – His last words were a shame… 'There's a light at the end of the tunnel'… Unfortunately it was a train
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… He's done a-catching cod, and gone to meet his God.
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A fisherman
In East Thompson New York
John and Lydia, that blooming pair, a whale killed him and her body lies here.
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Vineyard Haven
Father and Mother and I choose to be buried asunder. Father and Mother here, and I buried yonder.
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Of him within, nought e'er gratis was had, that you read this so cheap now makes him sad.
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On a covetous person
Beneath this stone lies Lamb asleep, who died a Lamb who lived a sheep. Many a lamb and sheep he slaughtered but cruel Death the scene has altered.
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Epitaphs
Of a Butcher named Lamb
On this marble drop a tear — Here lies poor Rosalind: All mankind were pleas'd with her, And she with all mankind.
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Epitaphs
Hell no! I came here to die not to make a speech!
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‘Cherokee Bill’ Goldsby when asked if he had any final words before his hanging
Under this yew tree, buried would he be, because his father – he planted this yew tree.
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In Childwell England
Here lies Suzannah Ensign; Lord she is thin
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Should read "thine" in Cooperstown New York
Here doth lye the bodie – Of John Flye, who did die – By a stroke from a sky-rocket – Which hit him on the eye-socket.
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In Durness Sutherlandshire
Eliza, sorrowing rears this marble slab to her dear John who died of eating crab.
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Roxbury Connecticut
Beneath the stone, a lump of clay, lies the man called Peter Hannels, who early in the month of May, took off his winter flannels.
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At length a grave spots for him provided, where all through him so many of us died did.
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Dr. Somerby in Connecticut
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