Subject: Epitaphs (Page 12)

No doctor ever physicked me, was never near my side. But when fever came I thought of the name, and that was enough – I died.

A live Dog is better than a dead Lion. Come drop a tear as you pass by, as you are now so once was I, as I am now you soon must be, prepare for death and follow me.

Learn the living from the dead, how easy breaks life's tender thread

He lived one hundred and five. Sanguine and strong. A hundred to five, you live not so long.

Here lies the body of William Beck – He was thrown at a hunt and broke his neck.

John Le Mesurier wishes it to be know that he conked out on November 15th. He sadly misses family and friends.

(1912 – 1983) English actor

Here lies the body of Detlof Swenson, waiter. God finally caught his eye.

Here lies Dave Jordan – His last words were a shame… 'There's a light at the end of the tunnel'… Unfortunately it was a train

… He's done a-catching cod, and gone to meet his God.

John and Lydia, that blooming pair, a whale killed him and her body lies here.

Father and Mother and I choose to be buried asunder. Father and Mother here, and I buried yonder.

Of him within, nought e'er gratis was had, that you read this so cheap now makes him sad.

Beneath this stone lies Lamb asleep, who died a Lamb who lived a sheep. Many a lamb and sheep he slaughtered but cruel Death the scene has altered.

On this marble drop a tear — Here lies poor Rosalind: All mankind were pleas'd with her, And she with all mankind.

Hell no! I came here to die not to make a speech!

Under this yew tree, buried would he be, because his father – he planted this yew tree.

Here lies Suzannah Ensign; Lord she is thin

Here doth lye the bodie – Of John Flye, who did die – By a stroke from a sky-rocket – Which hit him on the eye-socket.

Eliza, sorrowing rears this marble slab to her dear John who died of eating crab.

Beneath the stone, a lump of clay, lies the man called Peter Hannels, who early in the month of May, took off his winter flannels.

At length a grave spots for him provided, where all through him so many of us died did.