Subject: Epitaphs (Page 16)

She lived with her husband for 50 years, and died in the confident hope of a better life.

Epitaphs

Beloved Husband of Joan, A Man With Nature, Who Loved Life & His Jigsaws – "Didjabringabeer"

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Here lies Granny Beth Sue Choked to death On Redman Chew

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Here lies Lotta Dust.

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“Here lies my wife in earthy mold, Who when she died and naught but scold. Good friends go softly in your walking lest she should wake and rise up talking”

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Many a heart by sorrow pressed, doth envy me my peaceful rest

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We must all die there is no doubt – Your glass is running… mine is out

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Samuel Gardner was blind in one eye and in a moment of confusion he stepped out of a receiving and discharging door in one of the warehouses into the ineffable glories of the celestial sphere.

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Here lies the body of Emily White, she signalled left, and then turned right.

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Here lies Dodge, who dodged all good, and dodged a deal of evil. But after dodging all he could, he could not dodge the devil.

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I told you so, you damned fools.

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I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Death Epitaphs

Here lies an honest lawyer – and that is Strange.

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I’d rather be in Boston watching the Red Sox

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This is what I expected, but not so soon.

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36-33-01-24-17 – Honey you don't know what you did for me, – Always playing the lottery. – The numbers you picked came in to play, – Two days after you passed away. – For this, a huge monument I do erect, – For now I get a yearly check. – How I wish you were alive, – For now we are worth 8.5

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Here lies Suzannah Ensign; Lord she is thin

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… Dentist Brown – Is filling his last cavity.

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"Here lies my husband – what else is new"

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Here lays Butch. We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger – But slow on the draw.

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Here lies a man beneath this sod, – Who slandered all except his God, – And him he would have slandered too, – But that his God he never knew.

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