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Subject:
Epitaphs
(Page 18)
I don’t want to talk about it now.
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Los Angeles
An excellent husband was this Mr. Danner, – He lived in a thoroughly honorable manner. – He may have had troubles. – But they burst like bubbles. – He's at peace, now with Mary, Jane Susan and Hannah.
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In Maryland
James Danner buried by the side of his four wives
Constant Craps 1913-1977
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Legacy of BPH – Liar • Thief • Cheat • Selfish • Unsharing • Unloving • Unkind • Disloyal • Dishonorable • Unfaithful
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Here lies the body of Detlof Swenson, waiter. God finally caught his eye.
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Epitaphs
A waiter
April 10 1902
Buried here beneath this clay lies gardener John Arbothnaut Jay. Now in his simpeternal home, a constant source of high-grade loam.
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Epitaphs
How did it get so dark ?!?
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Epitaphs
Scotty… beam me up!
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Epitaphs
Of him within, nought e'er gratis was had, that you read this so cheap now makes him sad.
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Epitaphs
On a covetous person
Here lies my wife in earthly mould, who when she lived did naught but scold. Peace! Wake her not, for now she’s still, she had; but now I have my will.
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Epitaphs
In Bayfield MIssissippi
Uncle Walter Loved To Spend. He Had No Money in the End. But with Many a Whiskey and Many a Wife, He Really Did Enjoy His Life.
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Epitaphs
Walter Stauffen (1922-1984)
To the Memory of Abraham Beaulieu. Born 15 September 1822. Accidentally shot 4th April 1844. As a mark of affection from his brother
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Epitaphs
Now Go Away and Leave Me Alone
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Epitaphs
Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once and now I know it.
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Epitaphs
London England
Here lies the landlord Tommy Dent – In his last cosy tenement.
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Epitaphs
Here lies Charles. Had six guns Needed seven. Now he is in heaven
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Epitaphs
Hold my drink, you're gonna' love this.
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Epitaphs
John Jones
Haine haint
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Epitaphs
Atheist Arthur Haine in Vancouver Washington
Here lieth, underneath these stones, The Beard, the Flesh, and eke the Bones Of Wrexham's Clerk, old Daniel Jones.
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Epitaphs
Wrexham Wales (in 1858)
Toothless Nell (Alice Chambers) Killed 1876 in a Dance Hall brawl. Her last words: "Circumstances led me to this end."
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Epitaphs
Colorado Springs Colorado
Here lies the body of Mary Morgan. Like the morning dew she glistened, exhaled, and went to heaven.
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Epitaphs
Arlington Massachusetts
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