Subject: Epitaphs (Page 18)

I've finally gotten to the bottom of things.

(1900 – 1978) American actress & novelist
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Sacred to the memory of Major James Brush, Royal Artillery, who was killed by the accidental discharge of a pistol by his orderly…

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Here lies Andrew – The quality of his armor was not assured

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Agreeable to the memory of Mrs Alinda Tewksbury. She was not a beleiver [sic] in the Christian idolitry.

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Hold my drink, you're gonna' love this.

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In memory of Henry Wang, son of his, Father and mother, John and Maria Wang. Died Dec. 31st 1829 … The first deposit of this yard.

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He is not here – But only his pod; He shelled out his peas – And went to his God.

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Here lie Walker's particles.

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Grim death took me without any warning, I was well at night, and died in the morning.

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Here lies the body of Johnny Haskell, A lying, thieving, cheating rascal; He always lied, and now he lies, He has no soul and cannot rise.

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Here lies the body of Jonathan Stout. He fell in the water and never got out, And still is supposed to be floating about.

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He looked for gold and died of lead poison

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Hooray my brave boys let's rejoice at his fall. For if he had lived he would have buried us all.

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Dinah had a little can, 'Twas filled with kerosine. And soon among the twinkling stars – Dynamite Benzine.

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Here lies entombed one Roger Morton, whose sudden death was early brought on; trying one day his corn to mow off, the razor slipped and cut his toe off. The toe, or rather what it grew to, an inflammation quickly flew to; the parts they took to mortifying, And poor dear Roger took to dying.

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He got a fish bone in his throat – And then he sang an angel's note.

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John Rose, Died Jan. 27. 1810, aged 10 years. Dr Friends and companions all, pray warning take by me, don't venture on the ice too far, as `twas the death of me.

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Here lies the body of Lady O'Looney, Grand-niece to Edmund Burke, Commonly called "the sublime." She was bland, passionate, and religious. Also, She painted in water-colors. Also, She sent several articles to the Exhibition.

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Here lies Ezekiel Aikle Age 102 – The Good Die Young.

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Sacred to the remains of Jonathan Thompson. A pious Christian and affectionate husband. His disconsolate widow continues to carry on his grocery business At the old stand on Main Street: Cheapest and best prices in town.

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Rodney Dangerfield – There Goes The Neighborhood

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