Subject: Epitaphs (Page 18)

I don’t want to talk about it now.

An excellent husband was this Mr. Danner, – He lived in a thoroughly honorable manner. – He may have had troubles. – But they burst like bubbles. – He's at peace, now with Mary, Jane Susan and Hannah.

Constant Craps 1913-1977

Legacy of BPH – Liar • Thief • Cheat • Selfish • Unsharing • Unloving • Unkind • Disloyal • Dishonorable • Unfaithful

Here lies the body of Detlof Swenson, waiter. God finally caught his eye.

Buried here beneath this clay lies gardener John Arbothnaut Jay. Now in his simpeternal home, a constant source of high-grade loam.

How did it get so dark ?!?

Scotty… beam me up!

Of him within, nought e'er gratis was had, that you read this so cheap now makes him sad.

Here lies my wife in earthly mould, who when she lived did naught but scold. Peace! Wake her not, for now she’s still, she had; but now I have my will.

Uncle Walter Loved To Spend. He Had No Money in the End. But with Many a Whiskey and Many a Wife, He Really Did Enjoy His Life.

To the Memory of Abraham Beaulieu. Born 15 September 1822. Accidentally shot 4th April 1844. As a mark of affection from his brother

Now Go Away and Leave Me Alone

Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once and now I know it.

Here lies the landlord Tommy Dent – In his last cosy tenement.

Here lies Charles. Had six guns Needed seven. Now he is in heaven

Hold my drink, you're gonna' love this.

Haine haint

Here lieth, underneath these stones, The Beard, the Flesh, and eke the Bones Of Wrexham's Clerk, old Daniel Jones.

Toothless Nell (Alice Chambers) Killed 1876 in a Dance Hall brawl. Her last words: "Circumstances led me to this end."

Here lies the body of Mary Morgan. Like the morning dew she glistened, exhaled, and went to heaven.