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Epitaphs
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They abounded in riches but she wore the britches
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In Essex England
Here lieth, underneath these stones, The Beard, the Flesh, and eke the Bones Of Wrexham's Clerk, old Daniel Jones.
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Wrexham Wales (in 1858)
Dear God: enclosed, please find Rube Goldberg. Now that you’ve got him, what are you going to do with him?
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Cartoonist Rube Goldberg in Hawthorne New York
He didn't believe in God; And when he did, they argued.
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How sleep the brave who sink to rest, by all their country's wishes blest, they sleep not in their regimentals. Such things being here not deemed essentials.
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Neal Keven – His accounts were found square to a cent.
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Sacred to twins Charlie and Varlie. Sons of loving parents who died in infancy.
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Stephen and Time are now both even. Stephen beat Time and now Time's beat Stephen.
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A music conductor
Here lies Johnny Cole. Who died upon my soul after eating a plentiful dinner. While chewing his crust he was turned into dust with his crimes undigested – poor sinner.
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Here lies Ezekiel Aikle Age 102 – The Good Die Young.
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In East Dalhousie Cemetery Nova Scotia
Here lies young Ezikel Height, died from jumping Jim Smith’s claim; didn’t happen at the mining site, the claim he jumped, was Jim Smith’s dame.
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Here lies Scott Jacobson – Who came upon an evil lich, he didn't even think to run, and ended up in this ditch
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An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.
Irvin Cobb
(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Death
Epitaphs
Advertisements
Here lies Thomas Smith and what is somewhat rareish, he was born bred and hanged in this e’er parish.
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In Aberdeen Scotland
That's all, folks!
Mel Blanc
(1908 – 1989) voice actor & comedian (voice of cartoon character Porky Pig)
Epitaphs
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Epitaph of Mel Blanc
Phrase of Porky Pig
Here lies a man beneath this sod, – Who slandered all except his God, – And him he would have slandered too, – But that his God he never knew.
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In Massachusetts
I came I know not whence, I go I know not whither.
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My candle burns at both ends, – It will not last the night, – But Oh, my foes, – And Ah, my friends, – It gives a lovely light
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In New Romney England
Here lies the body of Thomas Kemp, Who lived by wool and died by hemp
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A sheep thief who died by hanging in Bletchley Bucks England
The wedding-day appointed was, and wedding clothes provided, before the nuptial day, alas! He sickened and he die did.
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In Biddeford churchyard Devon England
Here I lie, taken from life.
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A photographer
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