Subject: Epitaphs (Page 2)

They abounded in riches but she wore the britches

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Here lieth, underneath these stones, The Beard, the Flesh, and eke the Bones Of Wrexham's Clerk, old Daniel Jones.

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Dear God: enclosed, please find Rube Goldberg. Now that you’ve got him, what are you going to do with him?

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He didn't believe in God; And when he did, they argued.

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How sleep the brave who sink to rest, by all their country's wishes blest, they sleep not in their regimentals. Such things being here not deemed essentials.

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Neal Keven – His accounts were found square to a cent.

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Sacred to twins Charlie and Varlie. Sons of loving parents who died in infancy.

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Stephen and Time are now both even. Stephen beat Time and now Time's beat Stephen.

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Here lies Johnny Cole. Who died upon my soul after eating a plentiful dinner. While chewing his crust he was turned into dust with his crimes undigested – poor sinner.

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Here lies Ezekiel Aikle Age 102 – The Good Die Young.

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Here lies young Ezikel Height, died from jumping Jim Smith’s claim; didn’t happen at the mining site, the claim he jumped, was Jim Smith’s dame.

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Here lies Scott Jacobson – Who came upon an evil lich, he didn't even think to run, and ended up in this ditch

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An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Death Epitaphs

Here lies Thomas Smith and what is somewhat rareish, he was born bred and hanged in this e’er parish.

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That's all, folks!

(1908 – 1989) voice actor & comedian (voice of cartoon character Porky Pig)
Epitaphs TV/Movie Quotes

Here lies a man beneath this sod, – Who slandered all except his God, – And him he would have slandered too, – But that his God he never knew.

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I came I know not whence, I go I know not whither.

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My candle burns at both ends, – It will not last the night, – But Oh, my foes, – And Ah, my friends, – It gives a lovely light

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Here lies the body of Thomas Kemp, Who lived by wool and died by hemp

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The wedding-day appointed was, and wedding clothes provided, before the nuptial day, alas! He sickened and he die did.

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Here I lie, taken from life.

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