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Subject:
Epitaphs
(Page 20)
Here lies a man who all his mortal life, spent mending clocks, but could not mend his wife. The larum of his bell was ne’er so shrill as was her tongue, aye, clacking like a mill. But now he’s gone – oh whither none can tell, but hope beyond the sound of Matty’s bell.
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Epitaphs
Farewell my young companions all. From death's arrest no age is free. Remember this, a warning call. Prepare to follow after me.
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Epitaphs
Mr. John Barnes
These hillocks green and mouldering bones, these gloomy tombs and lettered stones. One admonition here supply: Reader! art thou prepared to die?
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Epitaphs
In Corley Churchyard Warwickshire England
Here lies Charles. Had six guns Needed seven. Now he is in heaven
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Epitaphs
She lived with her husband for 50 years, and died in the confident hope of a better life.
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Epitaphs
Here lies the body of Jonathan Ground, who was lost at sea and never found.
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Epitaphs
In Ireland
A rum cough carried him off.
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Epitaphs
I plant these shrubs upon your grave dear wife. That something on this spot may boast of life. Shrubs must wither and all earth must rot. Shrubs may revive, but you thank heaven will not.
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Epitaphs
Shall all we die? We shall die all. All die shall we? Die all we shall.
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Epitaphs
To the Green Memory of William Hawkings, Gardener: Planted Here With Love and Care By His Grieving Colleagues
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Epitaphs
A gardener in Davenport
This is what I expected, but not so soon.
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Epitaphs
1872 – aged 21 in New England
William Reese
He died in bed.
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Epitaphs
Glenwood Springs Colorado
Here lies John Ross, kick'd by a boss.
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Epitaphs
Here lies the body of Martha Dias, Who was always uneasy and not over pious, She liv'd to the age of threescore and ten, And gave that to the worms she refus'd to the men.
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Epitaphs
Martha Dias (1730-1800)
They abounded in riches but she wore the britches
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Epitaphs
In Essex England
Reader, I've left this world, in which I had a world to do; sweating and fretting to get rich: just such a fool as you.
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Epitaphs
In Charleston South Carolina
Pray, reader, stop, and read my fate, – What caused my life to terminate; – For thieves one night, when in my bed, – Broke in my house and shot me dead.
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Epitaphs
Near Southhampton England
Here lies a man never beat by a plan, straight was his aim and sure of his game, never was a lover but invented a revolver.
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Epitaphs
Pembroke New Hampshire
Richard Kell Munson (1924-2004) Lovingly Known As Doctor Dick
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Epitaphs
"Lord, thy grace is free, — why not for me?"
And the Lord answered and said, — "Because thy debts aint paid I”
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Epitaphs
Thomas Hause who died in debt and one of his creditors wrote underneath
I bowl'd, I struck, I caught, I stopp'd. Sure life's a game of cricket; I block'd with care, with caution popp'd, yet Death has hit my wicket.
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Epitaphs
Anonymous said to be from near Salisbury England
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