Subject: Epitaphs (Page 22)

Excuse Me

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Here lies Ezekiel Aikle Age 102 – The Good Die Young.

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She was never meant to be understood, just loved.

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Here lies two brothers by misfortune surrounded; one died of his wounds but the other was drownded.

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Ebenezer Dockwood aged forty seven. A miser and a hypocrite and never went to Heaven.

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None of us ever voted for Roosevelt or Truman

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Charity, wife of Gideon Bligh, underneath this stone doth lie. Nought was she e'er known to do, that her husband told her to.

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Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.

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This is all that remains of poor Ben Hough. He had forty-nine years and that was enough. Of worldly goods he had his share, And now he's gone to the Devil's snare.

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The land I cleared is now my grave. Think well, my friends, how you behave

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Here lies the body of Jonathan Stout. He fell in the water and never got out, And still is supposed to be floating about.

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Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once and now I know it.

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This is on me.

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Here lies an Atheist. All dressed up and no place to go.

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Owen Moore, gone away. Owin' more, than he could pay

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Never born, Never died: visited the planet earth between December 11, 1931 and, January 19, 1990.

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Here lies young Ezikel Height, died from jumping Jim Smith’s claim; didn’t happen at the mining site, the claim he jumped, was Jim Smith’s dame.

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Entombed within this vault a lawyer lies, who, fame assureth us was just and wise, an able advocate and honest too; that's wondrous strange, indeed, if it be true.

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Moses White. His grand excellence was that he was genuine.

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Here lies Tommy Day, removed from over the way.

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DEADMAN

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