Subject: Epitaphs (Page 23)

Here lies the body of Emily White, she signalled left, and then turned right.

Epitaphs

This Empty Urn is Sacred to the Memory of John Revere Who Died Abroad in Finistere: If He Had Lived He Would Have Been Buried Here.

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Here lies poor Ned Purdon, from misery free, Who long was a bookseller's hack. He led such a damnable life in this world I don't think he'll ever come back.

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Robert Phillip, gravedigger: Here I lie at the Chancel door; Here lie I because I am poor; The farther in the more you pay; Here I lie as warm as they.

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Under this yew tree, buried would he be, because his father – he planted this yew tree.

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Lie heavy on him, earth, for he laid many a heavy load on thee.

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I thought my doctor said I was heading for a rave.

Doctors Epitaphs

I put my wife beneath this stone, for her repose and for my own.

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Here lies old twenty five per cent. The more he had the more he lent. The more he had the more he craved, great God, can his poor soul be saved?

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Here lies Fuller's earth.

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He was young – He was fair – But the Injuns – Raised his hair

Conflict Epitaphs Hair Young

Here lies Slip Mcvey. He would be here today, but bad whiskey and a fast gun put him away

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The milk of human kindness was Vny own dear cherub wife – I'll never find another one as good in all my life. – She bloomed, she blossomed, she decayed. – And under this tree her body we laid.

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G. Winch, the brewer, lies buried here. In life he was both hale and stout. Death brought him to his bitter bier. Now in heaven he hops about.

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Dear Lemuel Willard Died in 1821 – When present useful, absent wanted – Lived respected, died lamented.

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He lived and died by suicide

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Here lies the body of Richard Hind, – Who was neither ingenious, sober, nor kind.

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"Here lies my husband – what else is new"

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An excellent husband was this Mr. Danner, – He lived in a thoroughly honorable manner. – He may have had troubles. – But they burst like bubbles. – He's at peace, now with Mary, Jane Susan and Hannah.

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Pray for me, old Thomas Dunn, but if you don't, tis all one.

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Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down – it was.

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