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Epitaphs
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Here lyeth wrapped in clay, the body of Ester Wray: I have no more to say, except bless the day, she went away 3rd May 1872.
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In Scotland
Stephen and Time are now both even. Stephen beat Time and now Time's beat Stephen.
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A music conductor
He who dies with the most toys wins
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Near Medicine Hat Alberta Canada
That's all, folks!
Mel Blanc
(1908 – 1989) voice actor & comedian (voice of cartoon character Porky Pig)
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Epitaph of Mel Blanc
Phrase of Porky Pig
This debt I owe is justly due, and I am come to sleep with you.
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Elizabeth wife of Nathan Davis died in 1786 in Connecticut
Here Lies Good Old Fred – A Great Big Rock Fell On His Head – R.I.P.
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Tears cannot restore her –– therefore I weep.
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I started out in life with the idea, that the world had an opening for me. And it did.
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Snug
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Here lies my wife in earthly mould, who, when she liv'd, did naught but scold; peace, wake her not, for now she's still, she had, but now I have my will.
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Although this stone may moulder into dust, yet Joseph Moodey's name continue must
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York Maine
Gone home below.
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In Grafton Vermont
Here lies the body of John Smith. Buried in the cloisters. If he don't jump at the last trump, call, Oysters!
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Childwell England
Jeffrey Bottom – His wife was constantly scolding and scoffing , so he sought for repose in a 12 coin coffin
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My father and mother were both insane. I inherited the terrible stain. My grandfather, grandmother, Aunts and uncles Were lunatics all And yet died of carbuncles
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In Maryland
In memory of Henry Wang, son of his, Father and mother, John and Maria Wang. Died Dec. 31st 1829 … The first deposit of this yard.
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In Philadelphia
Heave a sigh For old John Doak. He didn't know His brakes were broke
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In the pride of his manhood he heard the last call, – Though first in the field where his feet pressed the sod. – He hath gained his last wicket and thrown his last ball, – To join in the choir 'round the throne of his God.
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A cricket player
Here lies Ann Mann, who lived an old maid, but died an old Mann…
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In London England
Here lies Dr Keene, the good Bishop of Chester, who eat up a fat goose, but could not digest her.
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Agreeable to the memory of Mrs Alinda Tewksbury. She was not a beleiver [sic] in the Christian idolitry.
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In Cheslea Masssachusetts
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