Subject: Epitaphs (Page 25)

Soon ripe, Soon rotten, Soon gone, Not forgotten

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Here lies an honest lawyer – and that is Strange.

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Underneath this ancient pew, lie the remains of Jonathan Blue; his name was Black, but that wouldn't do.

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Here lays Butch. We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger – But slow on the draw.

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The land I cleared is now my grave. Think well, my friends, how you behave

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Peter Letig was his name, Heaven I hope his station, Baltimore was his dwelling place and Christ is his salvation.

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36-33-01-24-17 – Honey you don't know what you did for me, – Always playing the lottery. – The numbers you picked came in to play, – Two days after you passed away. – For this, a huge monument I do erect, – For now I get a yearly check. – How I wish you were alive, – For now we are worth 8.5

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Snug

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An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Death Epitaphs

Here lies Dead Tom

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I lodged have in many a town and travelled many a year. Till age and death have brought me down, to my last lodging here.

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Here lie Walker's particles.

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Buried here beneath this clay lies gardener John Arbothnaut Jay. Now in his simpeternal home, a constant source of high-grade loam.

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A traveller lies here at rest, who life's rough ocean tossed on. His many virtues all expressed, thus simply – “I'm from Boston.”

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Of him within, nought e'er gratis was had, that you read this so cheap now makes him sad.

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Here lies the father of 29; he would have had more but he didn't have time.

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Posterity will ne'er survey – A nobler grave than this: – Here lies the bones of Castlereagh: – Stop, traveller, and piss.

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Jonathan Grober died dead sober. Lord thy wonders never cease.

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Hedemark (1949-2001) – See You Soon

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Thorp’s Corpse

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Rich born, rich bred, yet Fate adverse, his wealth and fortune did reverse. He lived and died immensely poor, July the tenth aged ninety-four.

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