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Epitaphs
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This Ain’t Bad _____ Once You Get Used To It
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Murphy A. Dreher Jr. (June 17 1930 – Mar. 26 1987) In Hollywood California
Wherever you be, let your wind go free. For holding it in, was the killing of me.
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Here lies the body of Elred. At least he will be when he is dead. But now at this time he's still alive, 14th August '65.
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In Oxford England
Here, reader, turn your weeping eyes, My fate a useful moral teaches; The hole in which my body lies Would not contain one half my speeches
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Lord Brougham an orator
Here lies Sir John Guise: No one laughs, no one cries: Where he's gone, and how he fares, No one knows, and no one cares.
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“Don’t Try”
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Henry Charles Bukowski Jr. (Hank) (1920–1994) Writer in Los Angeles California
Here lies my twins as dead as nits, One died of fever the other of fits.
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In Tennessee
We must all die there is no doubt – Your glass is running… mine is out
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Shoreditch England
Fair maiden Lilliard – lies under this stane – little was her stature – but muckle was her fame – upon the English loons – she laid monie thumps – and when her legs were cuttit off – she fought upon her stumps.
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A young Scotch woman who fought bravely at the Battle of Ancrum Moor in 1545
Dear God, Thanks
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Actor Ed Wynn in Glendale California
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: His sins were scarlet, but his books were read.
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Hilaire Belloc (1870 - 1953)
He lived and died by suicide
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A coroner who hung himself in West Grinstead England
Here lies Ezekiel Aikle Age 102 – The Good Die Young.
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In East Dalhousie Cemetery Nova Scotia
Here lies the body of Mary Morgan. Like the morning dew she glistened, exhaled, and went to heaven.
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Arlington Massachusetts
"Here lies my husband – what else is new"
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Here lie Walker's particles.
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On Dr. Walker – author of English Particles
Here lies the body of Jonathan Ground, who was lost at sea and never found.
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In Ireland
Here lies the bones of David Jones, Laid both dead and dumb. He read a law and plead a cause But died from drinking rum.
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Here lies Bryan Wilkinson – The doc said he'd be 'alright,’ Guess doc was all wrong
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Office upstairs.
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Dr. Fred Roberts Brookland Arkansas
Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once and now I know it.
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London England
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