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Epitaphs
(Page 27)
Sacred To the Memory of LEWIS WICKS, who was killed on Thursday the 4, Oct. at 2 O'ck. P.M. by a waggon loaded with hay running over his brest. AD.1821 AE 56 years 3 mo. & 4 d's. who has left an affectionate Consort, and numerous friends to lament his loss.
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Here lies the body of Johnny Haskell, A lying, thieving, cheating rascal; He always lied, and now he lies, He has no soul and cannot rise.
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School is out. Teacher Has gone home
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Prof. S.B. McCracken in Elkhart Indiana
I started out in life with the idea, that the world had an opening for me. And it did.
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At length a grave spots for him provided, where all through him so many of us died did.
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Dr. Somerby in Connecticut
OOPS!, he died – Love from us your father, Tom jr. and Mary
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Rebecca Freeland, 1741 – She drank good ale, good punch and wine, and lived to the age of 99.
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New Jersey
Sweet Leota Beloved by All In Regions Beyond Now But Having a Ball
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This tombstone is a milestone – Hah! how so? – Because beneath lies Miles – Who's Miles below; – A little man he was, a dwarf in size, – But now stretch’d out, at least Miles long he lies. – His grave though small, contains a space so wide, – It has Miles in breadth, and Miles in length beside.
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Grave of a Mr. Miles
Here lies the landlord Tommy Dent In his last cosy tenement.
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Rest In Peace Cousin Huet – We all know you didn't do it
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Shall all we die? We shall die all. All die shall we? Die all we shall.
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Soon ripe, Soon rotten, Soon gone, Not forgotten
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A 5-year old in Hameden Connecticut
An excellent husband was this Mr. Danner, – He lived in a thoroughly honorable manner. – He may have had troubles. – But they burst like bubbles. – He's at peace, now with Mary, Jane Susan and Hannah.
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In Maryland
James Danner buried by the side of his four wives
Here lies Ned. There is nothing more to be said, because we like to speak well of the dead. I came into this world without my consent, and left in the same manner.
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Chattanooga Tennessee
This world is a prison in every respect, whose walls are the heavens in common; the jailor is sin, and the prisoners men; and the fetters are nothing but women.
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Beloved Husband of Joan, A Man With Nature, Who Loved Life & His Jigsaws – "Didjabringabeer"
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Nowra NSW Australia
Here lies the body of Richard Thomas, an Englishman by birth, a Whig of '76 – a Cooper by trade, now food for worms. Like an old rum puncheon whose staves are all marked and numbered he will be raised and put together again by his Maker.
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Winslow Maine
Let me out of here !!!
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She tormented him until he dried up like a bundle of Straw.
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The land I cleared is now my grave. Think well, my friends, how you behave
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Marlborough New Hampshire 1829
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