Subject: Epitaphs (Page 28)

Who lies here ? — Who do you think? 'Tis poor Will Gibson — give him a drink. Give him a drink, I'll tell you for why, when he was living, he always was dry.

Epitaphs

Die? … My dear Doctor, that's the last thing I shall do!

(1784 – 1865) English statesman
Death Epitaphs

Here lies Dave Jordan – His last words were a shame… 'There's a light at the end of the tunnel'… Unfortunately it was a train

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My trip is ended: send my samples home

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“I’m just resting my eyes”

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She was first cousin to Lady Jones. – And of such is the kingdom of heaven. – Amen.

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18 years a maiden, 1 year a wife, 1 day a mother, then I lost my life.

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He has gone to the only place where his own works are excelled.

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Beneath this stone a lump of clay, lies Uncle Peter Dan'els – who early in the month of May, took off his winter flannels.

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DOUBT – Martha Mae “Take the back roads!” • Bill – “It’s five o’clock somewhere!”

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Here lies young Ezikel Height, died from jumping Jim Smith’s claim; didn’t happen at the mining site, the claim he jumped, was Jim Smith’s dame.

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Never born, Never died: visited the planet earth between December 11, 1931 and, January 19, 1990.

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Let me out of here !!!

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Sacred to the memory of Anthony Drake, who died for peace and quietness sake; his wife was constantly scolding and scoffin; so he sought for repose in a twelve-dollar coffin.

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Here lies one who never sacrificed his reason to superstitious God, nor ever believed that Jonah swallowed the whale.

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Here lies Dead Tom

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The milk of human kindness was Vny own dear cherub wife – I'll never find another one as good in all my life. – She bloomed, she blossomed, she decayed. – And under this tree her body we laid.

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None of us ever voted for Roosevelt or Truman

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HA! HA! I’m Pushing Up Daisies!!!

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He had sand in his craw, But was slow on the draw, So we planted him ‘neath the daisies.

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At last I get top billing.

Epitaphs