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Epitaphs
(Page 29)
The milk of human kindness was Vny own dear cherub wife – I'll never find another one as good in all my life. – She bloomed, she blossomed, she decayed. – And under this tree her body we laid.
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Alexandria Virginia
To the Memory of Abraham Beaulieu. Born 15 September 1822. Accidentally shot 4th April 1844. As a mark of affection from his brother
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To the memory of David Wall – Whose superior performance on the bassoon endeared him to an extensive musical acquaintance. His social life closed on the 4th Dec. 1796. in his 57th year.
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In Ashover Derbyshire
There once was a man named Don, who fell asleep out on his lawn. They thought he was pretending to be dead, then a tombstone fell on his head. And now Don is long gone.
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Here lies Donald and his wife Janett McPhee, aged 40 he and 30 she.
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Gone, but not forgiven
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An adulterous husband
In Atlanta Georgia
She was in health at 11.30 A. M. – And left for Heaven at 3.30 P. M.
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Wyoming County
Here lies the man Richard, and Mary his wife, whose surname was Prichard. They lived without strife, and the reason was plain. They abounded in riches, they had no care nor pain, and his wife wore the britches.
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I had a lover's quarrel with the world
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Robert Frost
Well this was fun, let's dit again sometime.
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Quniaron Bellthing (1930-2004)
Here lies Slip Mcvey. He would be here today, but bad whiskey and a fast gun put him away
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In Pioche Neveda [sic]
Beneath this smooth stone by the bone of his bone, Sleeps Master John Gill; By lies when alive this attorney did thrive, And now that he's dead he lies still.
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John Gill (dates unknown)
1890. The light of my Life has gone out. – 1891. I have struck another match.
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Behold! I come as a thief. – Death loves a shining mark. – In this case he had it.
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Windsor Vermont
Here lies the body of Thomas Kemp, Who lived by wool and died by hemp
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A sheep thief who died by hanging in Bletchley Bucks England
Come blooming youths, as you pass by, And on these lines do cast an eye. As you are now, so once was I; As I am now, so must you be; Prepare for death and follow me.
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Effie Jean Robinson (1897-1922) Waynesville North Carolina
Here lies Dave Jordan – His last words were a shame… 'There's a light at the end of the tunnel'… Unfortunately it was a train
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Within this grave do lie. Back to back my wife and I. When the last trump the air shall fill, if she gets up I’ll just lie still.
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James B. McCoy – Member Co. D 17th Iowa Inf. which mustered in 1165 men and mustered out 42. Participated in 19 battles and 3 sieges. Never Applied For A Pension.
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Salida Colorado
Here lies Fuller's earth.
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On a Dr. Fuller
Here lies the body of Robert Lowe. Whither he’s gone I do not know. If to the realms of peace and love, farewell to happiness above. If to a place of lower level, I don’t congratulate the d…l.
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