Subject: Epitaphs (Page 30)

A bird, a man, a loaded gun. No bird, dead man, thy will be done.

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Here lies a man named Zeke. Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek.

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Getting there is half the fun!

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Whether sailor or not, for a moment avast, poor Tom's mizzen topsail is laid to the mast; he'll never turn out, or more heave the lead; he's now all aback, nor will sails shoot ahead. He ever was brisk, and tho' now gone to wreck. When he hears the last whistle, he'll jump upon deck.

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To the memory of Ric Richards who by a gangrene first lost a toe, then a leg and lastly his life.

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Stephen and Time are now both even. Stephen beat Time and now Time's beat Stephen.

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Here lie the remains of John Hall, grocer. The world is not worth a fig, and I have good raisins for saying so.

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And this is all that’s left of thee , thou fairest of earth’s daughters. Only four pounds of ashes white, out of two hundred and three quarters.

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Fear God, keep His Commandments, Don't attempt to climb up in a tree That's what caused the death of me!

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Where did everybody go?

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