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Subject:
Epitaphs
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To the memory of David Wall – Whose superior performance on the bassoon endeared him to an extensive musical acquaintance. His social life closed on the 4th Dec. 1796. in his 57th year.
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In Ashover Derbyshire
Here lies my wife in earthy mould, who when she lived did naught but scold. Peace! wake her not, for now she’s still; she had, but now I have my will.
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In Eldon
Soon ripe, Soon rotten, Soon gone, Not forgotten
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A 5-year old in Hameden Connecticut
Louise. – The Unfortunate.
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Ellen Shannon age 26 years, Who was fatally burned March 21, 1870 by the explosion of a lamp filled with "R. E. Danforth's Non-Explosive-Burning Fluid."
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In Girard Pennsylvania
… He's done a-catching cod, and gone to meet his God.
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A fisherman
In East Thompson New York
I was Carolina Born – and Carolina bred – and here I lay – Carolina dead!
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At UNC Chapel Hill North Carolina
Sweet Leota Beloved by All In Regions Beyond Now But Having a Ball
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This is the last long resting place, Of Aunt Jemima Jones, Her soul ascended into space, Amidst our tears and groans, She was not pleasing to the eye, Nor had she any brain, And when she talked twas through her nose, Which gave her friends much pain, But still we feel that she was worth, The money that was spent, upon the coffin, hearse and stone (The funeral plumes were lent).
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Jemima Jones (died 1803)
There once was a man named Don, who fell asleep out on his lawn. They thought he was pretending to be dead, then a tombstone fell on his head. And now Don is long gone.
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Samuel Gardner was blind in one eye and in a moment of confusion he stepped out of a receiving and discharging door in one of the warehouses into the ineffable glories of the celestial sphere.
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In England
Leslie Nielsen (1926 – 2010) “Let ‘er rip”
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Canadian actor
Gone Underground For Good
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A coal miner
This is to the memory of Ellen Hill, a woman who would always have her will. She snubbed her husband but she made good bread. Yet on the whole he’s rather glad she’s dead. She whipped her children and she drank her gin, whipped virtue out and whipped the devil in. May all such women go to some great fold, where they through all eternity may scold.
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In Massachusetts
Beneath this silent tomb is laid, a noisy antiquated maid, who from her cradle talked till death, and ne'er before was out of breath.
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In Scotland
This is on me.
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M.D. (1866–1939) in Pawtucket Rhode Island
William P. Rothwell
Snug
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Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
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In Uniontown Pennsylvania
Rab McBeth – who died for the want of another breath.
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Died by hanging
Good friends for Jesus' sake forbear – To stir the dust enclosed here. – Blest be the man who spares these stones – And cursed be he who moves my bones.
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In Shetford England
I made an ash of myself
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Cremated remains of Julian Skaggs West Virginia
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