Subject: Epitaphs (Page 6)

Reader, I've left this world, in which I had a world to do; sweating and fretting to get rich: just such a fool as you.

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Hell no! I came here to die not to make a speech!

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Here lieth the body of my lovely dear wife Anne, who plays the poker machines whenever she can.

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Poorly lived and poorly died. Poorly buried and no one cried.

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No doctor ever physicked me, was never near my side. But when fever came I thought of the name, and that was enough – I died.

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Here lies the body of Hannah Thurber. Once she talked none could curb her. Three husbands had she; all are dead. They died of earache, so ‘tis said!

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Sudden and unexpected was the end – Of our esteemed and beloved friend, – He gave to all his friends a sudden shock – By one day falling into Sunderland dock.

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I lodged have in many a town and travelled many a year. Till age and death have brought me down, to my last lodging here.

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This spot is the sweetest I've seen in my life, For it raises many flowers and covers my wife.

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He has gone to the only place where his own works are excelled.

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As a stranger she did die, in strange lands she doth lie. Here by strangers she was laid, and her funeral charges paid.

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Beneath this stone lies Lamb asleep, who died a Lamb who lived a sheep. Many a lamb and sheep he slaughtered but cruel Death the scene has altered.

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Getting there is half the fun!

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Here lies Arnel. ‘You should see the other guy.’

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Here lies Kelly, we buried him today. He lived the life of Riley, when Riley was away!

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Here lies the darling of his time – Mitchel expired in his prime. – Who four years short of forty seven – Was found full ripe and plucked for Heaven.

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Here lies my wife in earthy mould, who when she lived did naught but scold. Peace! wake her not, for now she’s still; she had, but now I have my will.

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#$%& @!&% #?!$% @?*&!@^#!* @*$! &!%?

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I Was Supposed To Live To Be 102 and Be Shot By A Jealous Husband

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Leslie Nielsen (1926 – 2010) “Let ‘er rip”

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I started out in life with the idea, that the world had an opening for me. And it did.

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