Subject: Epitaphs (Page 6)

Here lies Bryan Wilkinson – The doc said he'd be 'alright,’ Guess doc was all wrong

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… But the reason why I am here interred according to my thinking, – Is owing to my good living and hard drinking, – If therefore, good Christians, you wish to live long – Don't drink to much wine, brandy, gin, or any thing strong.

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Beneath this stone, in hopes of Zion, doth lie the landlord of the lion; his son keeps on the business still, resigned unto the heavenly will.

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Close behind this stone Here lies alone Captain Reynolds Marvin Expecting his wife When ends her life. And we both are freed from sarvin',

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I knew if I stayed around long enough, something like this would happen

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Here lies Sissie Chang – Fumbled a grenade, went out with a bang

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Tired of this eternal buttoning and unbuttoning.

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Here lies Kelly, we buried him today. He lived the life of Riley, when Riley was away!

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Of him within, nought e'er gratis was had, that you read this so cheap now makes him sad.

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John Palfryman who is buried here, was aged four and twenty years. And near this place his Mother lies, likewise his father when he dies.

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Mary, Mary, quite contrary How does your garden grow? Quite well, I bet, Since it's well fed By her body decomposing below.

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The manner of her death was thus; She was druv over by a Bus.

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Here lies John Hill, a man of skill. His age was five times ten, he ne'er did good, nor ever would, had he lived as long again.

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An excellent husband was this Mr. Danner, – He lived in a thoroughly honorable manner. – He may have had troubles. – But they burst like bubbles. – He's at peace, now with Mary, Jane Susan and Hannah.

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I put my wife beneath this stone, for her repose and for my own.

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He didn't believe in God; And when he did, they argued.

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Charity, wife of Gideon Bligh, underneath this stone doth lie. Nought was she e'er known to do, that her husband told her to.

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At last I get top billing.

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Transplanted

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Here Delia's buried at fourscore; When young, a lewd rapacious Whore, Vain and expensive; but when old, A pious, sordid, drunken Scold.

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