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Epitaphs
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I am anxiously expecting you. A.D. 1827 — Here I am! – A.D. 1867
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For a husband and wife on the same stone in France
This is the grave of Mike O'Day, Who died maintaining his right of way. His right was clear, his will was strong. But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong.
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Mike O'Day (dates unknown)
Here lies Dave Jordan – His last words were a shame… 'There's a light at the end of the tunnel'… Unfortunately it was a train
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Here I lie, my name is Ball, I lived, I died, despised by all; and now I cannot chew my crust, I'm gone back to my ancient dust.
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Ball Wiltshire
Stranger pause my tale attend, and learn the cause of Hannah’s end. Across the world the wind did blow, she ketched a cold that laid her low. We shed a lot of tears ‘tis true, but life is short – aged 82.
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In Bayfield MIssissippi
Hi! – Stay high – Bye
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In Hookstown Pennsylvania with an etching of a marijuana plant on it
Fhebe Sprague. – In the sixteenth year of her age, – Natively quick and spry – As all young people be, – When God commands them down to dust, – How quick they drop you see.
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In Massachusetts
Haine haint
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Atheist Arthur Haine in Vancouver Washington
I've finally stopped getting dumber.
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Hungarian mathematician Paul Erdős
… Dentist Brown – Is filling his last cavity.
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A dentist in Edinburgh Scotland
Here lies Estella – Who transported a large fortune to heaven, in acts of charity, and has gone thither to enjoy it.
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In Italy
Here lies old Caleb Ham, by trade a bum. When de died the devil cried, Come, Caleb, come.
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Here lies interred Priscilla Bird, who sang on earth till sixty two. Now up on high above the sky, no doubt she sings like sixty too.
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Beloved Husband of Joan, A Man With Nature, Who Loved Life & His Jigsaws – "Didjabringabeer"
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Nowra NSW Australia
Erected to the memory of John Macfarlane. Drowned in the waters of Leith – by a few affectionate friends.
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Here lies a man beneath this sod, – Who slandered all except his God, – And him he would have slandered too, – But that his God he never knew.
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In Massachusetts
Here lies Lester Moore. Four slugs from a .44. No Les, no more.
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Tombstone Arizona
Here lies Dodge, who dodged all good, and dodged a deal of evil. But after dodging all he could, he could not dodge the devil.
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Murdered by a traitor and coward whose name is not worthy to appear here
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Gunfighter and outlaw Jesse James in Kearney Missouri
Here lies the body of Robert Lowe. Whither he’s gone I do not know. If to the realms of peace and love, farewell to happiness above. If to a place of lower level, I don’t congratulate the d…l.
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Who lies here ? — Who do you think? 'Tis poor Will Gibson — give him a drink. Give him a drink, I'll tell you for why, when he was living, he always was dry.
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