Subject: Epitaphs (Page 7)

School is out. Teacher Has gone home

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Reader, I've left this world, in which I had a world to do; sweating and fretting to get rich: just such a fool as you.

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He had sand in his craw, But was slow on the draw, So we planted him ‘neath the daisies.

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Here lies Lotta Dust.

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Here lies Matthew Mudd, Death did him no hurt; when alive he was Mudd, but now he's only dirt

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Jack Lemmon In…

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I had a lover's quarrel with the world

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And this is all that’s left of thee , thou fairest of earth’s daughters. Only four pounds of ashes white, out of two hundred and three quarters.

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He got a fish-bone in his throat and then he sang an angel's note.

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Samuel Gardner was blind in one eye and in a moment of confusion he stepped out of a receiving and discharging door in one of the warehouses into the ineffable glories of the celestial sphere.

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Here lies – Johnny Yeast – Pardon me – For not rising.

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“I did it my way and I wound up here.”

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Here lies within this tomb, so calm. Old Giles; pray sound his knell; who thought no song was like a psalm, no music like a knell.

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Listen, Mother, Aunt and me, were killed, here we be. We should not had time to missle had they blown the engine whistle.

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Here lies Slip Mcvey. He would be here today, but bad whiskey and a fast gun put him away

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A man of letters it seems was he; the college made him L.L.D. The Order a P.G.W.C. Grim death has given him the G.B., and may his ashes R.I.P.

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Here lies the body of Robert Lowe. Whither he’s gone I do not know. If to the realms of peace and love, farewell to happiness above. If to a place of lower level, I don’t congratulate the d—l.

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Blown upward out of sight: he sought the leak by candlelight

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Peter Letig was his name, Heaven I hope his station, Baltimore was his dwelling place and Christ is his salvation.

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'Gone fishing', the sign said that hung upon the door. An Angel had put it there, God Was waiting on the shore.

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I am anxiously expecting you. A.D. 1827 — Here I am! – A.D. 1867

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