Subject: Epitaphs (Page 7)

Here lies John Higley whose father and mother were drowned in their passage from America. Had they both lived they would have been buried here.

John Palfryman who is buried here, was aged four and twenty years. And near this place his Mother lies, likewise his father when he dies.

Never born, Never died: visited the planet earth between December 11, 1931 and, January 19, 1990.

Here lies the body of John Smith. Buried in the cloisters. If he don't jump at the last trump, call, Oysters!

William Newhall. He ‘rose in health at early dawn, to hail the new born year: before the evening shade came on, he finished his career.

Beneath this silent tomb is laid, a noisy antiquated maid, who from her cradle talked till death, and ne'er before was out of breath.

Reader pass on and ne'er waste your time, On bad biography and bitter rhyme. For what I am this cumb'rous clay insures, And what I was, is no affair of yours.

Under this yew tree, buried would he be, because his father – he planted this yew tree.

Here lies the body of Robert Lowe. Whither he’s gone I do not know. If to the realms of peace and love, farewell to happiness above. If to a place of lower level, I don’t congratulate the d…l.

Been Here: Now Gone: Had a Good Time.

In memory of Henry Wang, son of his, Father and mother, John and Maria Wang. Died Dec. 31st 1829 … The first deposit of this yard.

Here lies the body of Detlof Swenson, waiter. God finally caught his eye.

On the four husbands of Ivy Saunders: Here lies my husbands 1 – 2 – 3. As still as men could ever be. As for the fourth: Praise be to God He still abides above the sod: Abel, Seth and Leidy were the first 3 names and to make things tidy I'll add his – James.

Those who cared for him while living, will know whose body is buried here, to others it does not matter.

Here lies interred Priscilla Bird, who sang on earth till sixty two. Now up on high above the sky, no doubt she sings like sixty too.

Reader if cash thou are – In want of any – dig 4 feet deep – And thou wilt find a Penny.

Here lies the body of Jonathan Tilton, whose friends reduced him to a skeleton. They robbed him out of all he had And now rejoice that he is dead.

Approach and read, now with your hats on, for here lies Bailie William Watson; who was famous for his thinking, and moderation in his drinking.

Sacred to twins Charlie and Varlie. Sons of loving parents who died in infancy.

Sudden and unexpected was the end – Of our esteemed and beloved friend, – He gave to all his friends a sudden shock – By one day falling into Sunderland dock.

Here lies the body Of Margaret Bent. She kicked up her heels And away she went.