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Epitaphs
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OOPS!, he died – Love from us your father, Tom jr. and Mary
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Behold! I come as a thief. – Death loves a shining mark. – In this case he had it.
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Windsor Vermont
He was young – He was fair – But the Injuns – Raised his hair
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Conflict
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Hair
Young
Tombstone Arizona
Here lies the body of Jonathan Ground, who was lost at sea and never found.
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In Ireland
John Palfryman who is buried here, was aged four and twenty years. And near this place his Mother lies, likewise his father when he dies.
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Sacred to the memory of My husband John Barnes Who died January 3, 1803. His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and yearns to be comforted.
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In a Vermont cemetery
I started out in life with the idea, that the world had an opening for me. And it did.
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Excuse Me
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Kay Shineflug (1939 - 1998)
Ope'd my eyes took a peep. Didn't like it went back to sleep.
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For a baby in Ashby de la Zooch England
Here lies William Green, who died in Manchester, Sept. 18, 18__. Had he lived, he would have been buried here.
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At last, a year-round resident
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Vineyard Haven Massachusetts
A Finished Artist
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Artist
Don't worry, I'm merely catching up with sleep.
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Situations
Sleep
George Chiari
On the four husbands of Ivy Saunders: Here lies my husbands 1 – 2 – 3. As still as men could ever be. As for the fourth: Praise be to God He still abides above the sod: Abel, Seth and Leidy were the first 3 names and to make things tidy I'll add his – James.
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In Shutesbury Massachusetts
Accidentally shot as a mark of affection by his brother. After life's fever, I sleep well.
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Bath Maine
On John Phillips
Poor Betty Conway, she drank lemonade at a masquerade, So now she's dead and gone away.
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In England
This is all that remains of poor Ben Hough. He had forty-nine years and that was enough. Of worldly goods he had his share, And now he's gone to the Devil's snare.
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Never born, Never died: visited the planet earth between December 11, 1931 and, January 19, 1990.
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Osho (Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh)
Gone home below.
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In Grafton Vermont
Here lies old Caleb Ham, by trade a bum. When de died the devil cried, Come, Caleb, come.
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Here lies Gilles – Used no net, knew no fear, made mis-step, wound up here
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