Subject: Epitaphs (Page 9)

Good friend, for Jesus' sake forbear. To dig the dust enclosed here; blessed be the man that spares these stones, and curst be he that moves my bones.

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At last, a year-round resident

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Here lies the body of Thomas Kemp, Who lived by wool and died by hemp

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Here lies Elizabeth, my wife for 47 years, and this is the first damn thing she ever done to oblige me.

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Richard Kell Munson (1924-2004) Lovingly Known As Doctor Dick

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Stranger pause and shed a tear, for Mary Jane lies buried here. Mingled in a most surprising manner with Susan, Marie and portions of Hannah.

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Getting there is half the fun!

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Here lies the body of Sarah Sexton – She was a wife that never vexed one. – But I can't say as much for the one at the next stone.

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36-33-01-24-17 – Honey you don't know what you did for me, – Always playing the lottery. – The numbers you picked came in to play, – Two days after you passed away. – For this, a huge monument I do erect, – For now I get a yearly check. – How I wish you were alive, – For now we are worth 8.5

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Our bodies are like shoes, which off we cast, physic their cobblers, and Death their last.

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"Here I lie, and no wonder I am dead, for the wheel of a wagon went over my head."

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Beneath this stone our baby lies, it neither cries nor hollers, It lived but one and twenty days, and cost us forty dollars.

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Charlie was a chemist, but Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H20 was H2SO4.

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She lived genteely on a small income.

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Tired of this eternal buttoning and unbuttoning.

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One Errant Female Has Fun – The Ornament of Her Generation – Beautiful. Witty. Brilliant. Talented. Elegant. Charming. Frugal and Modest. – Erected By Herself

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He married five wives, Whom he survived. At the age of 93 he walked to London, to seek a sixth but died before he found her.

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Grim death took me without any warning, I was well at night, and died in the morning.

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Ingenious youth, thou art laid in dust. Thy friends, for thee, in tears did burst.

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Here lies the body of Hannah Thurber. Once she talked none could curb her. Three husbands had she; all are dead. They died of earache, so ‘tis said!

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I would – rather be here – than in Texas.

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