Subject: Exaggerations

Exaggerations:

Humorous overstated descriptions of things or conditions taken to ridiculous extremes.

It was so cold… pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets to keep warm.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… when he joined Overeaters Anonymous and they make him a chapter.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so fat… she laid on the beach and people tried to push her back into the ocean.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so ugly… when she walked in to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so stupid… she can’t make ice without a recipe.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.

Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so fat… she broke the family tree.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so ugly… she has to trick or treat over the phone.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so fat… when she was a kid she could only play seek.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so ugly… when he walks into the bank they turn off the cameras.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so stupid… he got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… when he steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

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Colemanballs Exaggerations

He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat