Subject: Exaggerations

Exaggerations:

Humorous overstated descriptions of things or conditions taken to ridiculous extremes.

She's so fat… when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She’s so stupid… if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change back.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so stupid… he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so old… when he was in school they didn’t teach history!

Age Education Exaggerations Old School

She is so old… she's in God's year book.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so stupid… he got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so slow… she has to speed up to stop.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so ugly… when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… when he steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player
Colemanballs Exaggerations

It was so cold… we didn't clean the house – we just defrosted it.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

His head is so big… he has to step into his shirts.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so fat… the police told her to break it up.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

He is so short… he poses for trophies.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather