Subject: Exaggerations

Exaggerations:

Humorous overstated descriptions of things or conditions taken to ridiculous extremes.

He is so fat… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he has group insurance.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player
Colemanballs Exaggerations

He is so fat… he can't even jump to a conclusion.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so ugly… when she goes swimming the tide goes out.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so fat… she broke the family tree.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so ugly… when she walks into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It was so cold… polar bears were buying fur coats.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… when he gets his shoes shined he has to take the man's word for it.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

The mosquitoes in Louisiana are so big, they can stand flat foot and screw a chicken!

Animals Exaggerations

He is so old… I told him to act his own age, and he died.

Age Exaggerations Old

She's so fat… when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… her dreams are in black and white.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so fat… when he gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

She is so ugly… she has to trick or treat over the phone.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly