Subject: Exaggerations

Exaggerations:

Humorous overstated descriptions of things or conditions taken to ridiculous extremes.

It was so cold… pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets to keep warm.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so stupid… she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said "concentrate."

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

I've seen insects walking around with kneepads.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Animals Exaggerations Places

She is so ugly… when she goes swimming the tide goes out.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so ugly… when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… when he steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so short… he poses for trophies.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

She’s so ugly she makes onions cry.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It was so cold… the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so old… when he was in school they didn’t teach history!

Age Education Exaggerations Old School

He is so stupid… he got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… when he gets his shoes shined he has to take the man's word for it.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so slow… she has to speed up to stop.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… his driver's license says, “picture continued on other side.”

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so dumb… his dog teaches him tricks.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so ugly… she has to trick or treat over the phone.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player
Colemanballs Exaggerations