Subject: Exaggerations

Exaggerations:

Humorous overstated descriptions of things or conditions taken to ridiculous extremes.

He is so ugly… when he throws a boomerang it won’t come back.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… when he gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… she can't even jump to conclusions.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… she's in God's year book.

Age Exaggerations Old

It was so cold… polar bears were buying fur coats.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

She is so ugly… when she walked in to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It was so cold… we had lunch at the "Greasy Spoon" – just for the heartburn.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so thin… she doesn’t cast a shadow.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.

Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so fat… she broke the family tree.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so ugly… he has to sneak up on his mirror.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so poor… he can't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

He is so ugly… his doctor is a vet.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so fat… the police told her to break it up.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather