Subject: Exaggerations

Exaggerations:

Humorous overstated descriptions of things or conditions taken to ridiculous extremes.

He is so fat… he had his own area code.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She’s so ugly she makes onions cry.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

His head is so big… he has to step into his shirts.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

I was so poor, I couldn't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

She is so ugly… when she gets up, the sun goes down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She's so fat… when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so short… he poses for trophies.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

His nose is so big… he could smoke a cigar in the shower.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so fat… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It is so dry… I caught a catfish that had ticks on him.

Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so fat… when you tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… his shadow weighs 12 pounds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so thin… she doesn’t cast a shadow.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

It was so cold… when we milked the cows, we got ice cream.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

His car is so expensive the radiator requires Perrier.

Autos Exaggerations Things

It was so cold… we had lunch at the "Greasy Spoon" – just for the heartburn.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather