Subject: Exaggerations (Page 2)

His car is so expensive that instead of a stereo, Pavaratti takes requests from the back seat.

Autos Exaggerations Things

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so ugly… when she walked in to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so ugly… when he throws a boomerang it won’t come back.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

His ears are so big… he heard the sun come up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… he has group insurance.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She’s so stupid… if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change back.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so slow… she has to speed up to stop.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so short… you can see her feet on her driver's license picture.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

She is so fat… when you tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he's on both sides of the family.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… his shadow weighs 12 pounds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… when she was a kid she could only play seek.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets to keep warm.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… his driver's license says, “picture continued on other side.”

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so stupid… she can’t make ice without a recipe.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so ugly… when he walks into the bank they turn off the cameras.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly