Subject: Exaggerations (Page 2)

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so ugly… the psychiatrist makes him lie face down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

I was so poor, I couldn't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

She is so stupid… she took a blood test and failed.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

I saw a mosquito in Alaska so big… I could see his brand.

Animals Exaggerations Places

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so fat… when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so fat… when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… when he gets his shoes shined he has to take the man's word for it.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… when he steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… her favorite meal is seconds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… she's in God's year book.

Age Exaggerations Old

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so stupid… when you said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It was so cold… we didn't clean the house – we just defrosted it.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather