Subject: Exaggerations (Page 2)

His ears are so big… he heard the sun come up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

His car is so expensive that instead of a stereo, Pavaratti takes requests from the back seat.

Autos Exaggerations Things

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She’s so ugly… when she entered an ugly contest the judges said, "No professionals."

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She's so fat… when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… she can't even jump to conclusions.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so ugly… when he walks into the bank they turn off the cameras.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so ugly… his doctor is a vet.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

His car is so expensive the radiator requires Perrier.

Autos Exaggerations Things

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

His head is so big… he has to step into his shirts.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so old… his social security number is 6.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so dumb… his dog teaches him tricks.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… he had his own area code.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat