Subject: Exaggerations (Page 2)

It was so cold… we had lunch at the "Greasy Spoon" – just for the heartburn.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… when he gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… her dreams are in black and white.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so stupid… he got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so ugly… when she walked in to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so fat… she broke the family tree.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so old… I told him to act his own age, and he died.

Age Exaggerations Old

She is so fat… she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so dumb… his dog teaches him tricks.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so short… you can see her feet on her driver's license picture.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

She is so fat… when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so stupid… when you said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so ugly… when he throws a boomerang it won’t come back.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… his blood type is Ragu.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he can't even jump to a conclusion.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat