Subject: Exaggerations (Page 2)

She is so fat… when she was a kid she could only play seek.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

His car is so expensive the radiator requires Perrier.

Autos Exaggerations Things

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… she laid on the beach and people tried to push her back into the ocean.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

I've seen insects walking around with kneepads.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Animals Exaggerations Places

It was so cold… when we milked the cows, we got ice cream.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.

Exaggerations Science/Weather

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player
Colemanballs Exaggerations

He is so short… he poses for trophies.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

His car is so expensive that instead of a stereo, Pavaratti takes requests from the back seat.

Autos Exaggerations Things

It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It was so cold… we didn't clean the house – we just defrosted it.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… his shadow weighs 12 pounds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so poor… he can't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

He is so ugly… when he walks into the bank they turn off the cameras.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

She is so ugly… when she walks into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so old… his social security number is 6.

Age Exaggerations Old

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather