Subject: Exaggerations (Page 2)

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… he's on both sides of the family.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so old… his social security number is 6.

Age Exaggerations Old

She is so ugly… when she walked in to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so ugly… when she goes swimming the tide goes out.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… he can't even jump to a conclusion.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

His car is so expensive that instead of a stereo, Pavaratti takes requests from the back seat.

Autos Exaggerations Things

He is so ugly… robbers give him their masks to wear.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so fat… she broke the family tree.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Communication Exaggerations Language

He is so fat… his blood type is Ragu.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

I've seen insects walking around with kneepads.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Animals Exaggerations Places

She is so ugly… when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… when he gets his shoes shined he has to take the man's word for it.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… she's in God's year book.

Age Exaggerations Old