Subject: Exaggerations (Page 2)

He is so poor… he can't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

He is so fat… he has group insurance.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he had his own area code.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

His head is so big… he has to step into his shirts.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

She is so fat… at the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so old… he owes Jesus a quarter.

Age Exaggerations Old

She’s so ugly… when she entered an ugly contest the judges said, "No professionals."

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

His ears are so big… he heard the sun come up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so slow… she has to speed up to stop.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

It was so cold… the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so old… his social security number is 6.

Age Exaggerations Old

The mosquitoes in Louisiana are so big, they can stand flat foot and screw a chicken!

Animals Exaggerations

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… when he gets his shoes shined he has to take the man's word for it.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… his driver's license says, “picture continued on other side.”

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat