Subject: Exaggerations (Page 2)

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player
Colemanballs Exaggerations

She is so stupid… she can’t make ice without a recipe.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It was so cold… when we milked the cows, we got ice cream.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so stupid… he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so old… his social security number is 6.

Age Exaggerations Old

She is so ugly… she has to trick or treat over the phone.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Death Exaggerations

He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Communication Exaggerations Language

She is so stupid… when you said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… she broke the family tree.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so ugly… he has to sneak up on his mirror.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so old… her dreams are in black and white.

Age Exaggerations Old

His ears are so big… he heard the sun come up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so old… he owes Jesus a quarter.

Age Exaggerations Old

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather