Subject: Exaggerations (Page 3)

The mosquitoes in Louisiana are so big, they can stand flat foot and screw a chicken!

Animals Exaggerations

She is so ugly… when she walked in to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It was so cold… the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

His head is so big… he has to step into his shirts.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

His car is so expensive that instead of a stereo, Pavaratti takes requests from the back seat.

Autos Exaggerations Things

It was so cold… pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets to keep warm.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It was so cold… we didn't clean the house – we just defrosted it.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Death Exaggerations

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… he can't even jump to a conclusion.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so ugly… when she gets up, the sun goes down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.

Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… she's in God's year book.

Age Exaggerations Old

She is so old… her dreams are in black and white.

Age Exaggerations Old