Subject: Exaggerations (Page 3)

He is so fat… his shadow weighs 12 pounds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… she can't even jump to conclusions.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

His ears are so big… he heard the sun come up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player
Colemanballs Exaggerations

She is so old… she's in God's year book.

Age Exaggerations Old

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so poor… he can't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

It is so dry… I caught a catfish that had ticks on him.

Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… when he gets his shoes shined he has to take the man's word for it.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She’s so stupid… if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change back.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so ugly… when she walked in to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It was so cold… my shadow froze to the sidewalk.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… when he steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so stupid… he got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so stupid… she took a blood test and failed.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so ugly… when he walks into the bank they turn off the cameras.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… his driver's license says, “picture continued on other side.”

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I've seen insects walking around with kneepads.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Animals Exaggerations Places