Subject: Exaggerations (Page 3)

It was so cold… we didn't clean the house – we just defrosted it.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so stupid… he got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… his driver's license says, “picture continued on other side.”

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Death Exaggerations

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… the police told her to break it up.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

So windy he could blow up an onion sack.

Communication Exaggerations Expressions Speech

She is so ugly… when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It was so cold… my shadow froze to the sidewalk.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

I saw a mosquito in Alaska so big… I could see his brand.

Animals Exaggerations Places

She is so fat… when she was a kid she could only play seek.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so ugly… when she goes swimming the tide goes out.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so stupid… she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said "concentrate."

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… his shadow weighs 12 pounds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so ugly… when she walked in to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It is so dry… I caught a catfish that had ticks on him.

Exaggerations Science/Weather

She’s so stupid… if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change back.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity