Subject: Exaggerations (Page 3)

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She’s so stupid… if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change back.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so short… he poses for trophies.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so fat… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so stupid… she took a blood test and failed.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

His car is so expensive the radiator requires Perrier.

Autos Exaggerations Things

He is so fat… his blood type is Ragu.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so ugly… when he throws a boomerang it won’t come back.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so fat… when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so ugly… robbers give him their masks to wear.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It was so cold… my shadow froze to the sidewalk.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so fat… her favorite meal is seconds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

She is so old… she was the waitress at the last supper.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so dumb… his dog teaches him tricks.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity