Subject: Exaggerations (Page 3)

She is so ugly… when she walks into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so fat… she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… when he steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She’s so ugly she makes onions cry.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so old… when he was in school they didn’t teach history!

Age Education Exaggerations Old School

He is so old… I told him to act his own age, and he died.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so fat… he has group insurance.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… we had lunch at the "Greasy Spoon" – just for the heartburn.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so fat… when she was a kid she could only play seek.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… her dreams are in black and white.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so stupid… she took a blood test and failed.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so stupid… when you said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so ugly… when he throws a boomerang it won’t come back.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old