Subject: Exaggerations (Page 3)

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It was so cold… we had lunch at the "Greasy Spoon" – just for the heartburn.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so old… her dreams are in black and white.

Age Exaggerations Old

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so ugly… he has to sneak up on his mirror.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… at the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so short… you can see her feet on her driver's license picture.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

She is so fat… she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he can't even jump to a conclusion.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so ugly… the psychiatrist makes him lie face down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so ugly… when she walked in to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so fat… she can't even jump to conclusions.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so ugly… robbers give him their masks to wear.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… she's in God's year book.

Age Exaggerations Old