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Subject:
Exaggerations
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He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about
him.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Intelligence
Stupidity
It was so cold… we had lunch at the "Greasy Spoon" – just for the heartburn.
Anonymous
Cold
Exaggerations
Science/Weather
She is so old… her dreams are in black and white.
Anonymous
Age
Exaggerations
Old
It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Heat
Science/Weather
It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Heat
Science/Weather
He is so fat… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Exaggerations
Fat
He is so ugly… he has to sneak up on his mirror.
Anonymous
Appearance
Exaggerations
Ugly
He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Exaggerations
Fat
She is so fat… at the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at
her.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Exaggerations
Fat
She is so short… you can see her feet on her driver's license picture.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Exaggerations
Short
She is so fat… she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Exaggerations
Fat
He is so fat… he can't even jump to a conclusion.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Exaggerations
Fat
He is so ugly… the psychiatrist makes him lie face down.
Anonymous
Appearance
Exaggerations
Ugly
She is so ugly… when she walked in to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.
Anonymous
Appearance
Exaggerations
Ugly
He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Intelligence
Stupidity
She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.
Anonymous
Age
Exaggerations
Old
It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Heat
Science/Weather
She is so fat… she can't even jump to conclusions.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Exaggerations
Fat
He is so ugly… robbers give
him
their masks to wear.
Anonymous
Appearance
Exaggerations
Ugly
He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Exaggerations
Fat
She is so old… she's in God's year book.
Anonymous
Age
Exaggerations
Old
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