Subject: Exaggerations (Page 3)

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player
Colemanballs Exaggerations

His car is so expensive that instead of a stereo, Pavaratti takes requests from the back seat.

Autos Exaggerations Things

He is so dumb… his dog teaches him tricks.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It was so cold… polar bears were buying fur coats.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I was so poor, I couldn't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

She is so fat… she broke the family tree.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I saw a mosquito in Alaska so big… I could see his brand.

Animals Exaggerations Places

She is so fat… when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… his driver's license says, “picture continued on other side.”

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so poor… he can't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

She is so ugly… when she gets up, the sun goes down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so slow… she has to speed up to stop.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so short… he poses for trophies.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

She’s so ugly… when she entered an ugly contest the judges said, "No professionals."

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It was so cold… we didn't clean the house – we just defrosted it.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

It was so cold… the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity