Subject: Exaggerations (Page 4)

He is so ugly… when he throws a boomerang it won’t come back.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so fat… she laid on the beach and people tried to push her back into the ocean.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… he has group insurance.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… her dreams are in black and white.

Age Exaggerations Old

His car is so expensive that instead of a stereo, Pavaratti takes requests from the back seat.

Autos Exaggerations Things

He is so fat… when he gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so stupid… when you said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I was so poor, I couldn't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

She is so fat… she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She’s so stupid… if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change back.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so ugly… when she goes swimming the tide goes out.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… his driver's license says, “picture continued on other side.”

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… when we milked the cows, we got ice cream.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so stupid… he got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so fat… when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat