Subject: Exaggerations (Page 4)

She is so fat… she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… when he steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so old… when he was in school they didn’t teach history!

Age Education Exaggerations Old School

It was so cold… I chipped a tooth on my soup.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so short… he poses for trophies.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… he has group insurance.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so fat… when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She’s so stupid… if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change back.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so ugly… his doctor is a vet.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so ugly… when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She’s so ugly… when she entered an ugly contest the judges said, "No professionals."

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so old… I told him to act his own age, and he died.

Age Exaggerations Old