Subject: Exaggerations (Page 4)

She is so fat… when you tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… when he steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so fat… when he gets his shoes shined he has to take the man's word for it.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so ugly… robbers give him their masks to wear.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She’s so ugly she makes onions cry.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player
Colemanballs Exaggerations

She’s so stupid… if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change back.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It was so cold… politicians stopped blowing hot air.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Communication Exaggerations Language

His ears are so big… he heard the sun come up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so fat… he's on both sides of the family.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… when he gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he has group insurance.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he had his own area code.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so ugly… when she walked in to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so poor… he can't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so fat… she broke the family tree.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

His car is so expensive that instead of a stereo, Pavaratti takes requests from the back seat.

Autos Exaggerations Things