Subject: Exaggerations (Page 4)

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so ugly… when she gets up, the sun goes down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so old… when he was in school they didn’t teach history!

Age Education Exaggerations Old School

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player
Colemanballs Exaggerations

He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It was so cold… the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She’s so ugly she makes onions cry.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so poor… he can't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… when he joined Overeaters Anonymous and they make him a chapter.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

She is so old… her dreams are in black and white.

Age Exaggerations Old

She is so stupid… she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said "concentrate."

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… his blood type is Ragu.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I've seen insects walking around with kneepads.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Animals Exaggerations Places

She is so thin… she doesn’t cast a shadow.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

The mosquitoes in Louisiana are so big, they can stand flat foot and screw a chicken!

Animals Exaggerations

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

His nose is so big… he could smoke a cigar in the shower.

Appearance Body Exaggerations