Subject: Exaggerations (Page 5)

He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so fat… when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

I was so poor, I couldn't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

She is so ugly… when she goes swimming the tide goes out.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so short… he poses for trophies.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so fat… her favorite meal is seconds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so stupid… she took a blood test and failed.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so fat… she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I saw a mosquito in Alaska so big… I could see his brand.

Animals Exaggerations Places

He is so stupid… he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It was so cold… we had lunch at the "Greasy Spoon" – just for the heartburn.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

Appearance Body Exaggerations