Subject: Exaggerations (Page 5)

He is so old… when he was in school they didn’t teach history!

Age Education Exaggerations Old School

She is so stupid… she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said "concentrate."

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so ugly… when she goes swimming the tide goes out.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so fat… when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… when we milked the cows, we got ice cream.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… when he joined Overeaters Anonymous and they make him a chapter.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… she was the waitress at the last supper.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… the police told her to break it up.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so old… her dreams are in black and white.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so ugly… robbers give him their masks to wear.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so ugly… when she gets up, the sun goes down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.

Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so ugly… when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so ugly… when she walks into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She's so fat… when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so ugly… his doctor is a vet.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly