Subject: Exaggerations (Page 5)

His car is so expensive that instead of a stereo, Pavaratti takes requests from the back seat.

Autos Exaggerations Things

He is so poor… he can't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Communication Exaggerations Language

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so old… when he was in school they didn’t teach history!

Age Education Exaggerations Old School

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It was so cold… we didn't clean the house – we just defrosted it.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so ugly… the psychiatrist makes him lie face down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It was so cold… politicians stopped blowing hot air.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so stupid… he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

She is so ugly… when she gets up, the sun goes down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It was so cold… my shadow froze to the sidewalk.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so old… he owes Jesus a quarter.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so short… he poses for trophies.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

She is so fat… the police told her to break it up.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he had his own area code.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he's on both sides of the family.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She’s so stupid… if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change back.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity