Subject: Exaggerations (Page 5)

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… polar bears were buying fur coats.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so ugly… when she gets up, the sun goes down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Death Exaggerations

He is so ugly… the psychiatrist makes him lie face down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so stupid… he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so old… when he was in school they didn’t teach history!

Age Education Exaggerations Old School

He is so fat… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

His nose is so big… he could smoke a cigar in the shower.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

It was so cold… the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

The mosquitoes in Louisiana are so big, they can stand flat foot and screw a chicken!

Animals Exaggerations

He is so fat… he has group insurance.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so ugly… robbers give him their masks to wear.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so ugly… when he throws a boomerang it won’t come back.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so ugly… when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… I chipped a tooth on my soup.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather