Subject: Exaggerations (Page 5)

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so old… when he was in school they didn’t teach history!

Age Education Exaggerations Old School

He is so stupid… he got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… his blood type is Ragu.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

His head is so big… he has to step into his shirts.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player
Colemanballs Exaggerations

He is so fat… he had his own area code.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… when he gets his shoes shined he has to take the man's word for it.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so stupid… she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said "concentrate."

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so ugly… he has to sneak up on his mirror.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.

Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so poor… he can't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It is so dry… I caught a catfish that had ticks on him.

Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so ugly… when she walks into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so fat… she can't even jump to conclusions.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… she broke the family tree.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… the police told her to break it up.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

His ears are so big… he heard the sun come up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

She is so fat… she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat