Subject: Exaggerations (Page 5)

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player
Colemanballs Exaggerations

She is so thin… she doesn’t cast a shadow.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so stupid… he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

His ears are so big… he heard the sun come up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so old… when he was in school they didn’t teach history!

Age Education Exaggerations Old School

He is so fat… when he joined Overeaters Anonymous and they make him a chapter.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

It was so cold… my shadow froze to the sidewalk.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… he's on both sides of the family.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… his shadow weighs 12 pounds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… when he gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… she broke the family tree.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She’s so ugly she makes onions cry.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly